The Test of the Tomb Raider

*Another door emerges*

Lara (thought): Okay...so far so good...

Lara: *heads into the door*

*As Lara walks in, she is hit by gas*

Lara: COUGH! COUGH!

Lara: what was that?

* Lara begins to inflate*

Lara: Oh crap!

*She looks up, seeing a door across the room on the ceiling. There are spikes jutting out on the walls and ceiling *

Lara: Looks like the only way is up.

Lara: ok. Ok i can handle it. Just gotta control the ascent. And go forward. Before i poke a spike

*Lara strains as she cautiously moves around the spikes*

Lara (thought): Ugh...it's like I'm steering myself...

*she gets sprayed again*

*Lara inflates some more*

Lara: MUMPH!

Van: oh this isnt good

* Lara groans as she struggles to move*

Lara: This just got...harder...

*she keeps going forward*

* Lara strains as she slowly edges toward a spike*

Lara (thought): Got...to...get...away...

*she wobbles in an attempt to reach the door*

*Lara grows red as she slowly moves away from a spike*

Lara: almost there

*Lara just scrapes past the spike as she gets to the door*

Lara: i made it!

*Lara emerges from the door, back in superhero form*

Lara (thought): Okay that was almost literally too close!

Lara: but im getting closer to the others

*Lara hesitantly opens the door*

Lara: *looks inside*

*The room is full of cheese*

Sal: What the...?

Fiona: Okay now it's got really weird.

Van: who has the cheese nightmares?

*Penny hesitantly raises her hand*

Sal: Oh crap.