The Test of the Tomb Raider

*Lara looks up to see a drill sergeant version of herself standing over her*

Drill Sergeant Lara: Look at you, you massive marshmallow. Get to your feet, soldier!

Lara: *wobbles trying to stand up*

* Drill Sergeant Lara puts her foot on Lara*

Drill Sergeant Lara: Give me a press-up, Plumpo!

Lara: i-i cant!

Voices: I can't, I can't I can't!

* Lara winces as voices laugh around her*

Lara: getting...puffier *she struggles as her body begins to round out*

* A chef Lara holds her and shoves an eclair in her mouth*

Chef Lara: Don't worry Lara, I'll keep you well fed!

Lara: mumph!!

* Chef Lara grins*

Chef Lara: Yes, blow yourself up like a big fat balloon!

*lara cant stop eating*

* Lara groans*

Lara (thought): I was supposed to be a superhero...now I'm a superblob!

Lara: maybe....i should give up...

*Vibes thumps against the cage*

Vibes: Lara, you can't give up!

Van: she cant hear us v

*Vibes slumps down*

Vibes: I...I knew that.

Sally: there has to be something we can do

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: There has to be a trick

Van: youre the expert

*Vibes thinks about this*

Vibes: Well...we don't have powers...we're stuck in a cage...

Van: we know that

* Vibes thinks about this*

Vibes: Have we...tried moving the cage?

Van: well...no

*The team push along the cage*

Sal: Okay, now that you say it out loud I kind of wonder why we didn't think of that before...

*the bars glow purple* thats why. Look out!

*Vibes scowls*

Vibes: Dang it, guess we really are stuck.