The Infinite Tomb

* Lara groans, slowly waking up*

Lara (thought): Ugh...I feel like a hangover with a hangover...

*She looks round, seeing herself in a tomb. But as her eyes adjust, the tomb becomes rubbery and pink*

Lara (thought): Alright, if this is a dream...I want to wake up now...

*She turns and sees Vibes and Van*

Lara: What are you doing here?

Vibes: Ah...

Van: That's the first thing I asked her.

Van: and why are we in a bounce house?

*Van looks up and sees two half chairs in a corner*

Van: That's weird.

Vibes: Yeah got to wonder if...

*Before she can finish, they all turn into red balls and bounce around the room*

All: WHOA!

Van: whats happening?!

*Lara groans*

Lara: We're...so...bouncy!

*Vibes strains*

Van: Vibes...do...something!

Vibes: I'm trying I'm trying!

Van: aim....for....the exit!

*Vibes, Van and Lara keep slamming into each other*

Lara: Hey!

Vibes: It's no use! I...I can't control myself!

*As they slam into each other one last time, everything fades to black....*

All: OOF!

LATER...

*Lara wakes up in the room again. Only this time the tomb is garish and yellow, with the two halves of a chair in a corner*

Lara: Deja vu.

Vibes: Tell me about...

Lara, Vibes and Van: AAAGH!

*They look to see they are now three heads on the same body*

Van: .....so where's sir robin?

*Lara laughs*

Lara: He's scarpered off!

*They all strain as they try to move*

Lara: Uh...do you mind...?

Vibes: I think that's the issue...

Van: let me take the wheel

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: Okay, fine.

* They tentatively wobble as Van takes control. As they move, they head toward the wall...before emerging at the back of the room*

All: What the...?

Van: ok this isnt bloody funny!

* Laughter echoes around them*

Vibes: Okay that is not funny, that's just creepy!

Van: uh...are we split back up? *he looks down*

*As Van says this, everything goes to black again*

All: Huh?

LATER...

*Lara wakes up, this time the tomb around them is purple*

Lara (thought): Okay...that was a messed up d...

*She looks across to see Vibes is a giant pumpkin and Van is a giant strawberry*

Lara: Okay...THIS has to be a messed up dream!

Van: its a resetting room. I swear im about to lose it. And i hate strawberries *he yells at the cieling* ok.....maybe if just one of us goes forward we can start expanding the map so to speak?

* Lara groans as she tries to lift herself up*

Lara: Guys...w...what am I?

*Vibes motions her head toward Lara's hand. She looks down and sees it's blue*

Lara: I'm a blueberry!

Van: ok....lets uh.... *struggles to move his arms* ok so roshambo is out... *groans* ok. Ill try the door

*As Van wobbles awkwardly, he keeps moving...until he then returns to the other side of the room*

Vibes: Okay that's messed up.

Van: ok....lara youre the tomb raider. Think theres a trick to move on from this room? Like an escape room?

(Please note- saving the solution to the end)

*Lara nods*

Lara: That would make sense...some kind of clue that we're all missing...


* They ignore the two halves of the chair*

(Fair enough. Sorry)

Van: maybe....hm... i got it *waddles to the chairs....then tries to used one to get to the cieling* i bet theres a false panel!

*Van tries to slam into it, Super Mario style, only to fall to the floor*

Van: Ow.

Van: ok....no secret panel....ugh i feel funny *as if a punishment for making a wrong move he swells into a bigger strawberry*

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Maybe it's in the wall!

*She slams it but then gets knocked down*

Vibes: OOF!