The Test of the Tomb Raider

Warp king: it is her test. Course maybe a cheering fanvase could be allowed *hands over a megaphone*

*Vibes grabs the megaphone*

Vibes: Lara, come on, I know you can fight this!

Lara: v..vibes?

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Yeah it's me. You can stand up to this, fight back!

Lara: but....so...blobby

*Sal grabs the megaphone*

Sal: It's not real Lara, you can get through it!

*the megaphone begins to run out of battery*

Warp king: times almost up. Lets see if the pep talk was enough

*The team look on nervously as Chef Lara continues to stuff Lara*

Lara: none....of this...is real! *she glows as she balloons, before she lets out a burst of energy and returns to a plump form* ok...gotta get to the next room.

* Lara knocks aside Drill Sergeant Lara with her belly*

Lara: *rushes to the exit and gets through, into a massive wasteland of caramel*

Van: and theres vibes's test

* Lara gulps as she cautiously enters the wasteland*

*she hears voices as she follows the path, gunshots, screams, insults, and hissing*

* Lara gulps*

Lara (thought): Got to keep moving!

Voice: im sorry veronica. Your parents....

Kinder voice: here sweetie, have some caramel. Before we discuss where youll be going.

Kid: your parents were horrible terrorists!

Sally: you deserve NOTHING

Lara: So...so many...voices!

Van: she has to shut them...out... you ok v? You look pale

Vibes: those voices...

*Vibes struggles*

Vibes: It...it's all there...

Vibes: mummy....dad....

*the gunshots sound again*

* Lara and Vibes are both in tears*

Van: v focus on happy. Focus an anything before-

*vibes begins to puff up, trying to repress the memories and emotions again only for them to build more*

*Sal gulps*

Sal: Err Vibes...limited room in cage?

Vibes: No...use...can't...deblimp!

Van: they always hit her with doozies

* Lara looks horrified*

Lara (thought): So many...can't shut them off...

Lara: must...push through