Calamitous Comedics

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: I'm going to feel that later.

*a monster blasts expanding foam at Dingo Lass*

*Vibes goes to warn her but get slammed over by a giant gummi snake*

*Dingo lass getting squashed in by the foam as it blows up and pins her down.*

*Vibes goes to get near Dingo but gets gripped tight by the gummi snake*

Vibes: Ungh!

Amber: *blasts the foam*

*The foam bursts off as dingo lass leaps up and stretches.* "Thanks gal pal!"

Amber: no prob

*Vibes is being gripped tighter and tighter*

Dingo Lass: *she gets up on the gummy snake with a big smile, pauses, then pulls out a big bib to wrap around her neck. Her mouth opens up wide before chomping on the snake and slurping it up like spaghetti!*

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Thanks.

Dingo lass: *BUUUUUUUUUURP* *patting at her big fat gut.* "don't mention it~"

*Suddenly the monsters all disappear into a portal*

Dingo Lass: Our work here is done.

Sal: I'm afraid not.

Dingo Lass: What do you mean?

Sal: Judging from the fact they disappeared into warp portals I think Warp King's
      in a creative mood...

Van: of course

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: Everyone better be on guard, things are only going to get weirder...

MEANWHILE IN THE WARP...

*The Blobulites, Acid Dragons and Slobulons look down at Warp King*

Acid Dragon: Why did you make the monsters disappear? You had them at your mercy!

Warp King: Oh Acid Dragon, relax. Mega Fox will be out of his little warp dungeon soon.
              
Blobulite: We want results NOW!

Warp King: Relax- there's a way of doing things. They think they're ready but won't be ready
              for what's coming...

Corpulon: they'd better not

*Warp King nods*

WK: Trust me, I'm...well not a doctor, though there is one I've bumped into along the way
     a few times...

*He sees their reaction*

WK: OK OK getting on with it!

*The Consortium disappears*

WK: OK, time to spread a little chaos...

* Giant inflated bees emerge and head toward a portal*

WK: Clumsily fly my pretties! Fly!

*Back at Reynard city.*

*Dingo lass was waltzing along through the city streets once again, ducking between hiding places, and eyeing for some 'company'.*

(gotta watch for tardis's before crossing the space paths)

Amber: *is patroling* can't let our guards down

*dingo lass would be grinning while following behind her. Her tail wagging while she was spying.*

Amber: man....having that dingo's powers would really help about now

*Her ears perk up instantly when Amber said that. Her smile grew widely before she makes a sneak up behind Amber, tapping her shoulder.*

Amber: hm? *turns*

Dingo Lass: "hi." *Yanks a sack over amber and abducts her.*

Amber: HMPH! MPH! *muffles and struggles in the bag*