Calamitous Comedics

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:14 am

*Carmy groans, struggling to reach her taser pistol*

Guest

*The drones come down, Sal stinging Penny in the back.*

Penny: "OW!"

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:16 am

*Penny's cheeks swell up*

Penny: MUMPH!

Guest

*Vibes bringing her stinger down and into Carmy's bottom.*

Carmy: "YEOWCH!"

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:18 am

*Carmy looks across, seeing her butt enormously swell up*

Carmy: WHAT THE...?

Guest

DL: "hehehe! Welcome to the drones!"

*Vibes and Sal then ready honey blasters at penny and carmy*

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:33 am

*Carmy shuts her eyes*

Carmy (thought): Desperate times...

*Carmy throws herself, flinging DL and JG off her giant butt and slamming Vibes and Sal*

Guest

*The four end up crashing into one another and bundled together aimlessly.*

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:36 am

*Instinctively Penny knocks them down with her swollen gut*

Guest

*the girls knocked back and pinned under penny, struggling.*

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:42 am

*Carmy and Penny look at each other*

Carmy: We've got to move!

Penny: Ugh...not so easy...

Guest

DL: "Definitely~" *Grins as her paw pulls out a strange blaster, firing at Carmy.*

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:47 am

*Carmy starts to giggle*

Carmy: I feel funny...

Guest

*Carmy's body starts to bloat and hiss with air, making her inflate and swell up into a big round balloon*

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:57 am

*Carmy laughs*

Carmy: I'm a big happy blimp!

Guest

Dingo Lass: "One down~"

Jackal Girl: "one to go!" *pulling out a piece of gum and slingshot, shooting it in Penny's big mouth.*

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Sun Mar 13, 2016 7:00 am

Penny: MUST...CHEW...GUM!

Guest

*Penny chewing causes her to turn blue and swell up with juice.*

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Sun Mar 13, 2016 7:12 am

*Penny laughs*

Penny: I feel so...bouncy!

*Carmy giggles*

Carmy: I want to make everyone blimp!

Penny: Not if I turn them into blueberries first!

Guest

Dingo Lass: *Giggling.* "Better hurry girls. The others can't wait much longer!"

*Carmy and Penny bounce and roll off to find more victims.*

JG: "isn't it wonderful seeing such cute girls go off like that?"

DL: "definitely. We should tell our queen about the good news!"

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Sun Mar 13, 2016 7:17 am

Later...

QB: This is terrible news.

JG: How do you mean?

QB: They're supposed to be MY slaves not YOURS!

Guest

DL: "But they're all inflated and happy and doing your job like they should!"

JG: "Yeah! We just helped speed the process!"

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Sun Mar 13, 2016 7:20 am

*QB groans*

QB: Bring them to me. I want them to be MY drones.

*JG sighs*

JG (thought): What a diva!

Guest

DL (thoughts): "She could do with some extra weight as a queen..."

*The two mutter and go off to bring Carmy and Penny back to QB*

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Mon Mar 14, 2016 6:22 pm

*Carmy and Penny giggle*

Carmy: Hee hee hee!

Penny: We're having fun!