Calamitous Comedics

*Vibes is watching TV*

Announcer: We interrupt Jenny Maverick for a breaking news story- monsters are swarming
               Reynard City!

Vibes: Dang it, can't I watch ONE episode of this without a breaking news story?

Rena: *blinking a bit with seeing the TV, she gives a sigh before going back to sweeping up.* "I'm sure you can handle it. At least it's not mega fox or worse."

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: OK, time to get some guys together to sort this out.

Rena: "Right. Good luck with it."

*Vibes clutches her head*

Vibes (thought): OK team, we've got some monsters to take care of.

Sal (back to her): We're on our way.

*as the others gather up to handle the beasties, Rena just kept back as she handled the parlor.*

"Not going out?"
"what would the point be?...you said it yourself when you were forced to. I'm just making things worse whenever I try to help."
"Rena...that wasn't ..."
"It's okay. I'm just fine being by myself..."
"Well I'M NOT!"
"oh here we go."

*Rena pauses a little bit, twitching, and rubbing her eye in confusion.*

"Lass what are you-"
"I'm saying DESTRESS will ya?! Don't be sal or vibes PLEASE!!!!"
"but all I have is cleaning cooking and just...being by myself and-
"HELOOOO! We have a blimp mate we can play with and you got me!!!"
"...*sigh* ...maybe this once...i don't think the others will think about me being gone."

*Rena had to go in the back room when everyone left, eyeing around, and then getting her mask out.*

MEANWHILE...

*Sal goes to hit a mutated monkey with her pole*

Sal: Bad monkey!

*But as she swings her pole she floats up in the air*

Magnet Monkey: HA! Feel the power of...MAGNET MONKEY!

Sal: "OH COME ON!!!!"

Vibes: "Psychic mode!" *blasting the monkey back.*

*Vibes grins smugly before getting hid by a Pudding monster*

Vibes: Hey...get...off...ooh...pudding!

Sal: "Vibes, FOCUS!!!"

Vibes: "But it's chocolate!!"

*Sal sighs*

Sal: Can't believe I have to do this!

*Sal charges up her taser*

*one shot and it electrocutes both the monster and vibes*

*Vibes turns to Sal*

Vibes: Was that necessary?

Sal: With you, yes.

*as the fights go on, there came a sudden squeal of joy as something big and round was coming in from the distance. The sight of a giant beach ball rolling in was joined with a bikini wearing dingo lass yipping and yowling in delight.*

*Heroes and monsters turn around as Dingo Lass enters*

*The giant ball rolling over and squashing some of the monsters under, dingo lass leaping up and smacking two others with her feet as she lands, grinning wide.*

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: Nice entrance.

Dingo Lass: "As if I'd miss out on the monster bash!"

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Well looks like we've got our fair share here.

Dingo Lass: "right right. Been EAGER to get my legs stretched out here! ... but dang are things hectic."

Amber: *chasing after a rat monster, blasting fire at it* come back here with my bag!!!!!

*Vibes leaps after it*

Vibes: I'm on it!

Dingo Lass: *Aiming a strange gun at a random mole beast before firing, launching a smoke capsule into its mouth, and causing it to bloat helpless with smoke.*

*Vibes is slammed over by a muscular goat monster*

Vibes: OOF!

*The goat monster rearing back for another go before Dingo Lass leaped in, popping a pill into vibes mouth, and causing vibes to suddenly balloon out huge. The goat monster squashing into her big belly before being launched into some bears and sharks.*

Dingo Lass: "Talk about a gasser!" *smacking vibes on the belly in making her belch back down to normal.*