The Twisted Tale of the Tomb Raider

*They open to reveal a similarly struggling Lara*

Vibes: W...What happened?

Lara: So...many...gingerbread houses....

Van: well now we...uh...how do we get out of here?

* Lara strains*

Lara: I tried...but...too...heavy...

Vibes: we can help there

* Lara smiles but then looks worried*

Lara: We have to hurry though before...she gets here.

Van: who?

*They hear insane cackling*

Vibes: She sounds happy.

Van: which probably isnt good

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Right. We'd better go.

Lara: What do you think I've been trying to do?

*as van and vibes take a step they trip, ending up just like lara*

*Lara groans*

Lara: Ever since I got here, it's like I've been getting clumsier and...

Vibes: ...weaker?

Van: i feel like im getting more and more gaps in my memory on top of that

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: We...we have to resist this...

Lara: But...how?

Van: were fatties

*Lara nods*

Lara: I hate to think how many gingerbread estates I've eaten.

Van: ...what were we trying to do again?

*Vibes strains, trying to think*

Vibes: I...I'm trying to remember.

Witch: well well well. Seems i caught 3 fatties

* The witch cackles and then looks confused as they all laugh with her*

Witch: ..ok thats new

*Vibes grins*

Vibes: Me...happy.

Lara: Boingy boingy!

Van: me..flabby

Hero: seems the poor heores are losing theor minds.

IN REALITY...

*Hera laughs as she glows*

Hera: Yes! Give me your power!

Hera: this is better than i could ever have imagined

* Hera smiles*

Hera (narrating): Lara suddenly woke up in her mansion, convinced what had just happened was a dream...