The Twisted Tale of the Tomb Raider

Vibes: fine. The you dont get any pub food.

Van: but-

Vibes: give and take *she says, flashing her ring before grabbing van and speeding off*

*The pair arrive in the dark fairytale wood*

Vibes: Whoa...wait a minute.

Van: This doesn't look right.

Van: ok so fairy tales are leaking into reality. Wheres the big bad wolf when you need him

Hera (narrating): But the two intruders were wrong...they had arrived in the reality the Dream Stone created...

Vibes: Please tell me I wasn't the only one who heard that...

Van: if i say yes will the voice go away?

*Vibes gulps nervously*

Vibes: I hope so.

*Van looks round as he sees a path, one with breadcrumbs*

Van: Getting a strange sense of deja vu here.

Van: lets get going then. Just dont eat the...uh....thing.

*Vibes trips over*

Vibes: WHOA!

Van: vibes?

*Vibes groans as she gets back to her feet*

Vibes: I...I feel...weird.

Van: im..having trouble figuring out where to go

* They look up as they head toward a gingerbread house*

Vibes: OK please tell me I'm not the only one seeing this.

Van: nope... im kinda hungry though

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Well...maybe a small nibble...

*van pulls off a chunk of the door*

*Vibes nibbles at the wall*

Vibes: Ooh...yummy.

Van: its...so good *he breaks off another chunk*

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: W...Why can't...I...stop?

Van: why arent all houses this good

LATER...

*The pair flop down as they finish the house*

Vibes: Ugh...

Van: So...much...house...

*They look round to see another gingerbread house next to them*

Van: yum. More *van struggles to get up, not thinking through the situation*

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Yum.

Voice from inside: Ugh...

Vibes: Wait...

Van: Someone's in there!

Van: ...does this seem familiar to you?

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Getting a real sense of foreboding...though that may be my gut pain...

*the 2 open the door*

Van: hello?