The Twisted Tale of the Tomb Raider

*Vibes takes a breath*

Vibes: Oh...right... Yeah...this is fine...we can handle this...

Van: on to the next reflection

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Right...got to get through to her...

*the 2 hurry off*

* Lara's stomach gurgles*

Lara (thought): I'm...so...hungry...

*she looks at a window absentmindedly*

*She sees Vibes and Van*

Vibes: Lara, this isn't real! She's controlling you!

Lara: gah! *she jumps back*

* Vibes tries to stay calm*

Vibes: Lara, I know this seems a bit weird.

Lara: "A bit weird?" I'm talking to a talking fox in a reflective surface!

Van: just listen to us. Someone is controling your dreams to make you forget who you are. You need to fight back before its too late

* Lara glares at Vibes*

Lara: I know exactly who I am, thank you very much! I'm a massive fatty!

Vibes: no you arent youre an awesome explorer

* Vibes realises*

Vibes: The voice in your head, the one telling your story, it's a lie! You have to remember!

Hera: lara was quite horrified with what this strange HALLUCINATION was saying to yer! *hera's voice sounds quite irritated at this conversation slipping through*

*Vibes is in shock*

Vibes: Lara, don't let her...

Hera: The silly hallucination was drowned out as everyone pointed and laughed at Lara.

*the cafe fills with laughter*

* Lara blushes as she pays the bill*

Van: dang it. We were so close

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: We have to go for her dreams. She's getting more and more attached to Hera's story!

Van: yeah but its mid day! Do we even have enough time before...

*They look in shock as Lara's fat suit inflates larger and her cheeks blow out*

Vibes: Oh crap.

Van: ok...maybe we can get her to pass out at work or something.

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: It's worth a shot. At this rate she's going to fill up the building!

Van: lets just hope we cant be effected...

LATER...

* Vibes and Van see a metal kettle in the office*

Vibes: There's our shot.