Lilith v AK Girl

Van: are you sure you wanna do this lil? She looks dangerous

*Lilith snarls*

Lilith: I can handle this. TRAINING MONTAGE!

*Van looks confused as they arrive in the Lilith cave where she is lifting medicine balls, doing chin pull ups, playing Dance Dance Revolution etc*

......ok then...

*Lilith smiles*

Lilith: OK I am now super ready to take on an alien I know nothing about...well apart from one thing...

*Van looks baffled*

Van: What do you mean?

Lilith: I need to find out this thing's weakness.

Van: .....right.....i think your going over board

*Lilith gives him a cold stare*

Lilith: Good! If there's the tiniest weeniest bit of doubt we have to treat it as the most certain thing
ever, more certain than all important power crystals being housed in popular donut chains!

Van: oh good you did get to that. Id just like to point out it was a thug she took down, you dont exactly have a squeaky clean record of fights

*Lilith shrugs*

Lilith: Meh.

*She looks at her watch*

Lilith: Oh crap, I'm late for Janice Megabucks' charity dinner!

Van: oh come on

*Lilith looks seriously at Van*

Lilith: I'll need you to check her security thing so I can get all the convenient exposition info I need.

Van: i better not hear jessie joker luthor

SOMETIME LATER...

*Janice Megabucks looks baffled*

Janice: Err...Something classical...bees...colander...treacle...DRINK'S ON ME!

Lilith: *takes a drink

*She looks and sees Vibes dressed in a suit and glasses*

Vibes: Hello Lilith Largefund? I'm Vibes M Everywoman...how do you feel about the mysterious cat
vigilante?

Lilith: Uh I'd say she's pretty awesome. Not like that nob-end alien.

Vibes: really now

*Lilith laughs*

Lilith: Yeah everyone hates her. She's a menace to everyone and deserves to have horrible things done to
her butt.

Vibes: Well I hear that cat person is really, really dangerous. She also dresses funny.

Lilith: Well I've heard the alien smells of cabbage.

Vibes: I hear the cat eats turds.

Janice: hey girls how's it going good to see you 2 saved me the trouble of introducing people oh what's that over there *runs off*

*Vibes and Lilith eye each other suspiciously. Lilith silently mouths "I know who you are" and then Vibes spits her tongue out at her*

Vibes (thought): What a goon.

*Lilith looks up to see a mysterious man walking down a "Totally Not Secret Area" corridor*

Lilith: *follows*

*She moves toward an area marked "Future Franchises"*

Lilith: only if they don't blow wonder woman

*As she tries to look for the files it says "files already downloaded". She looks up to see a familiar looking guy with facial hair walking away. She runs up to him*

Lilith: That file doesn't belong to you.

Guillermo: And pretty sure it doesn't belong to you either.

*Lilith smiles*

Lilith: You know if you just give it to me now it saves time later on.

Guillermo: Fair enough, see you later.

*He jumps out a previously unseen window*

Lilith: what the?

*Lilith looks at the information seeing the phrase "The Candy Man makes the delivery tonight"*

Lilith: better investigate