The Many Lives of Lilith

*Lilith is in a therapy session with Anty*

Anty: So...?

Lilith: I keep having these weird mental images in my head.

Anty: Like daydreams?

Lilith: It's more than that. They feel almost...real. Is that weird?

Anty: Are you aware of the concept of the multiverse?

Lilith: How do you mean?

Anty: The idea there are almost infinite universes made of infinite possibilities. What you might be experiencing is visions of some of these universes.

Lilith: So...there's one where I'm AK Girl?

Anty: Yes.

Lilith: well...that is one of those dreams i was talking about

*Anty smiles, getting out a tea*

Lilith: What are you doing?

Anty: Well, there may be a reason you are having these visions, might be worth exploring.

Lilith: *nods*

*Lilith sips the tea*

Lilith (thought): Whoa...that's strong tea.

Lilith: so what i just narrate the dreams?

*Anty laughs*

Anty: That would help. Unlike Vibes I'm not psychic.

Lilith: well strong tea is usually a set up for one of those dream walking thingies. anyways....

*AK LILITH*

Lilith: *is busy walking home from her job* man the city is quiet today

*She looks round*

Lilith (thought): Almost TOO quiet...Oh dang I actually said that...

Lilith: ....well may as well *tries to focus and sense any trouble*

*She sees a mugger in an alleyway*

Lilith (thought): Showtime.

Lilith: *speeds into costume and dashes off* man being a solo hero is awesome. though a bit lonely

*Lilith speeds in, slamming over the mugger. The victim looks up, confused*

Lilith: Don't worry citizen. AK Girl's the name, superheroing's the game! Stay safe now!

Lilith: no go on get. i'll handle bulk and skull here

*Lilith sighs*

Lilith (thought): My wit is wasted in these situations.

Lilith: *smacks the 2 goons heads together* no one ever remembers classic rangers anymore

*a third goon tries to run*

*Lilith yawns*

Lilith (thought): I'll give him a minute.

*She pauses for a sec*

Lilith (thought): I'll pick up a meal deal on the way home.

*She smiles*

Lilith (thought): OK game time.

Lilith: SPEED MODE!

*She speeds round and trips over the third mugger*

Lilith: man its great being this awesome

*Lilith ties up the muggers*

Lilith (thought): One last patrol then better get some shuteye before work tomorry!

*she speeds off*

THE NEXT DAY...

*Lilith groans as her alarm beeps*

Lilith: Ugh...

Lilith: why cant i just be paid to sleep *smashes her alarm* oops.

*Lilith sighs*

Lilith (thought): Sorry Sensei Mike, got to use my powers to not be late.

Lilith: sensei mike? who.....oh right. dream guru. *speeds off*

*as she does a tear in the warp spits out 3 foxes*

*Lilith looks up*

Lilith: What the heck?