Lilith v AK Girl

Lilith: let's see just how much you can take

*Vibes looks horrified as caramel is poured down her mouth*

Vibes: *feels her gut balloon with the caramel*

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: Ugh...so...much...

Vibes: *is finally freed

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: Must...save...Van...

Lilith: Van? Why did you say that name? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

Vibes: Say my name say my name when nobody is around you say baby I love you...

Lilith: Shut up!

Vibes: *begins ballooning up rapidly*

*Vibes turns to Lilith*

Vibes: Janice...captured...Van...

Lilith: Why didn't you say that in the first place?

Vibes: You...didn't...ask...

Lilith: ....you're an idiot.

*Lilith groans*

Lilith: I'm going to save Van, you can catch up later.

*Lilith presses a button*

Lilith: Activate detox program.

(....not gonna lie. really trying hard not to pick apart the plot of the actual movie right now.)

Lilith: *runs off*

(LOL fair do)

*Lilith smashes through the wall to find herself surrounded by megabots*

Lilith: Smashy time.

Lilith: *fights off the bots*

*Lilith smashes a door and finds Van tied up*

Lilith: It's okay, I'm a friend of Vibes'.

Van: I know.

Lilith (OOC): Look just play along ok?

Van: BUT THIS MOVIE IS SO STUPID!!!!

*Warp King sighs and presses "skip chapter" on his DVD remote*

Warp King: OK let's get to the big monster bit.

*Vibes and Lilith look up to see a giant monster Mega Fox. Just as it's about to blast them with rockets they hear a wailing electric guitar riff as Guillermo grabs them and swings them out of the way*

Vibes: Is he with you?

Lilith: I thought he was with you.

Guillermo: I'm not with either of you, Sal's my girlfriend.

Vibes and Lilith: Whatever.

Van: time to smash the robot right?

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Bingo.

Van: then go nuts

*Vibes dives full speed at Mega Fox but gets slapped away*

Vibes: OOF!

Lilith: you ok best buddy?

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: Nothing a good chilli dog won't cure!

*They both laugh*

Guillermo: I think I liked you better when you were hitting each other.

Van: everyone did

*Van turns to Vibes*

Van: Oh by the way I found the magic thing that kills him.

Vibes: Oh, cheers.

Van: but it kills you too even though everyone knows you'll come back