Editorial Mandate

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 5:53 pm

*Nega Lass laughs*

Nega Lass: Thought I'd mix it up a bit!

Guest

Sal: NGH.. getting...PUFFY!

*Vibes slamming Nega lass as nega lass is bowled over and into van.*

Nega lass: HRGH! *grunting.* One false move and the berry gets it! *brings up a giant needle!*

Van: O O THAT'S NOT HOW DL WORKS!

Nega Lass: OH on contraire...that cartoon nitwit ain't got nothing on me.

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 5:57 pm

...the episodes are coming too fast... this isn't normal.

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:01 pm

*Nega Lass grins as Vibes falls to her knees*

Vibes: OK...just...don't do...whatever it is you were about to do.

MEANWHILE...

*Carmy groans as she hears a knock at the door*

Carmy: It's open Pizza Guy. Bring it here.

Guest

*the door opening as the pizza guy was taken back at the sight of a big fat carmelita taking up space on the couch. Though he just puts the pizza down and blushes before he leaves.*

Carmy: prompt. *grabs a slice and eats.*

*Penny was swollen quite heavy as Bently was trying to pull her off the couch.*

Bently: NGH! if it wasn't for...My stigmatism...I'd be stuck like you are so GET OFF ALREADY!

Penny: OH but the finale is on!!!

*back in the show, Nega lass had vibes bound up with licorice and grinning.*

Nega Lass: to think, I get to do what that metal headed dimwit never could...get rid of all three of you.

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:11 pm

*Nega Lass beams*

Nega Lass: So Sal has blimped, guess Vibes needs to be tubbified!

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:11 pm

... *walks outside* ((I thought this would be one team in the show and one team saving them, not having everyone not in the TV pigging out...))

Guest

Vibes: Ngh! You won't be getting away with this!

Nega Lass: Oh on contraire. I intend to enjoy the biggest finale! *grabs plates and platters.* Watching you three BURST!

*Rena spits out her soda like a gut punch.*

"WHAT?!?!?!"
"About time! I've been trying to snap you two out of it!"
"THAT GIRL'S GONNA THREATEN TO POP THE HEROINES!"

Jenny: *Blinking* "Uh...isn't that like against how DL would be?"

Rena: "Yeah!" *grabs the phone while munching a burger.* "I'm calling the studio!"

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:16 pm

(This was Rena's idea- However Louis could well track the signal and deal with it)

*Fiona groans*

Fiona: Ooh...I don't feel so good...

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:18 pm

((Oh... guess I understood it wrong... sorry...)) *walks around*

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:20 pm

*Louis walks round and sees Amber barely able to move*

Louis: Amber?

Amber: Ugh...Just...one...more...episode...

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:22 pm

...just as obsessed as Rena... kinda pathetic... but might be worth looking into...

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:25 pm

*Louis goes to turn the TV off. But as he does so it comes back on again almost instantly*

Louis: What the...?

*He goes to turn it off at the plug. But it won't stay off*

Louis: Something very strange is going on...

*Amber gives Louis a strange look*

Amber: Sit with me Louis...it's a great show...

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:28 pm

...I hate cartoons... *she would see his near-emotionless eyes*

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:29 pm

*Louis makes his way out*

Louis (thought): Got to find what's causing this...

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:30 pm

*looks for the TV studio*

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:32 pm

*Louis walks along a deserted street heading toward the studio*

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:35 pm

...is everyone walking the moronic show? *keeps walking* *Aegis follows him, worried about his master*

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:36 pm

*As he walks he sees a green energy trail in the sky*

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:40 pm

*he follows the energy trail* ((sorry if I'm taking over the RP too much... I'm not trying to, and I want others involved... but my shitty RPing makes me end up taking over too much...))

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:43 pm

(Don't worry Louis- it's about balancing things out. But now that you mention it...)

BACK IN THE SHOW...

*Nega Lass laughs as Sal is enormously inflated while Vibes and Van are being super stuffed*

Vibes (thought): This can't be happening.

Editor: The big cliffhanger...too bad this show's getting cancelled!

Guest

*as the show went into the intermission, Nega Lass was still there.*

Nega Lass: *She sighs.* well, I'll be gone when this show is over. You three will be gone and it will leave the others in disarray.

Vibes: why are you doing this? You're talking like you're not even a part of it.

Nega Lass: OH I just happened to have dropped by when I saw that mechanical fox. He mentioned his problems about a vixen and I had two and two together.

Sal: Huh?

Nega Lass: That girl you're with... what was her name? *grins.* OH yes.. Rena.

Sal and Vibes: You know RENA?!

Nega lass: Know her? *laughs.* OH you don't know? ... well I'm not spoiling it then. You'll be gone, I'll be away, and everything goes back to square zero...

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:50 pm

*Vibes is horrified*

Vibes: If this show is cancelled, everyone...

Sal:...will be waiting for a show that never comes!

*Nega Lass grins*

Nega Lass: By Georgina they've got it!

Guest

Nega Lass: Which means we're going to be here FOREVER!

Vibes: OH GOD SOMEBODY HELP!!!

Nega lass: Oh but don't worry. *grins as she brings her needle up.* I'll be more than happy to end your miseries here and now...

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 6:58 pm

*Vibes, Sal and Van struggle to move*

Vibes: Back off weirdo!

Nega Lass: Really? You're pointing that particular finger?