Editorial Mandate

Nega Lass: How about we start off with you? *bringing the needle up at Vibes and jabbing it in her belly.*

*Vibes looks in horror as it starts to bulge enormously*

Vibes: MUMPH!

Nega Lass: *cackling happily.* Oh this is gonna be fun! *Giving Van a jab after.*

Van: MRPH!! *gasping as his stomach starts growing massive.*

*Nega Lass laughs*

Nega Lass: You know they say the camera adds ten pounds...

*She laughs as hundreds of cameras point at them*

Nega Lass: And if I may say so, all these cameras are definitely going to add and add and ADD!

*the trio bulging and fattening out rapidly as each camera kept recording on and on.*

*Vibes, Sal and Van all struggle*

Vibes (thought): Ugh...

Sal (thought): Body...so...big...

Van (thought): Can't...move...

Nega Lass: *leaning onto one of the growing foxes.* Just a bit longer and you'll be popped in no time in LIVE feed! Too bad it's live feed that's only going right to you know who...

Vibes: Nghh.....y...you....mean..

Nega Lass: *giggling.* Not telling~

*Vibes scowls*

Vibes: You...you're...sick!

Nega Fox: I'm sick? I'M SICK?! HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL HAVING TO GO THROUGH THE SAME THING YOU DID EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE AS A CHARACTER?! If it means I get to get back at all the surealty and expansion and hapless tortures I suffered by making others feel that agony then I think I'm probably more sane than you three!!! YOU JUST SHRUG IT OFF LIKE IT WAS ANOTHER TUESDAY! So I'm putting MY foot down and making this show a BAD ending PERMANENTLY!

*Vibes, Sal and Van all groan*

Nega Lass: Oh yeah that's right- everyone stuck, forever watching you blown up!

*Carmy swollen in her couch, Penny cracking hers and thudding, even DV being obese to heck and yelling at the TV while Fiona was stretched to the TV glued to it!*

*however, Rena and Jenny would just be awe struck at the sight of it. Rena's paw dropping her soda while in shock.*

Rena: ...uh... Jenny ... is it just me or did the show just get...

*Jenny nods*

Jenny: Yeah...this is...freaky...

Rena: ... Jenny ... I think this isn't a show.

Jenny: yeah...

Rena: ... *managing to heft her big fat body up with a thud as she wobbles.* We gotta go... *rummaging her jacket.* and I think I know who's needed...especially a partner.

*Jenny groans as she struggles to lift herself*

Jenny: I...I'm coming...

*Rena grabs Jenny to help her up.*

Rena: *smiling.* How about after this, I teach you what my teacher taught me? You'll really be surprised how good you'll feel afterwards.

*Jenny laughs*

Jenny: Right now I'd settle for squeezing through the door!

*keeps following the energy*

*He arrives at the station, everything glowing ominously*

Hmm... *he walks around the building a bit*

*He looks and sees a long corridor of green walls*

Louis: Weird.

...they must be guarding something... *goes to walk inside*

*But as he walks the corridor seems to get longer and longer*

...a trick corridor... *turns around and walks back*

*As he looks back the walls start to change, revealing a jungle backdrop*

Louis: Of course...greenscreen.

Unsurprising... *looks around the area, activating his soul claw*