Editorial Mandate

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 2:59 pm

Vibes: this isn't story telling! *dodges another punch*

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 3:00 pm

*The Editor laughs*

Editor: Nobody will be coming to save you VERONICA!

Guest

Rena: *spitting out popcorn.* COME ON VIBES DON'T LET THAT EVIL DV OUTDO WEIGHT WITH MUSCLE!

Jenny: hey hey hey watch it! you're wasting popcorn!

Rena: Sorry. *Blushes*

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 3:02 pm

MEANWHILE...

*Fiona stretches out to the fridge to grab some soda*

Guest

Fiona: Oh god this is getting good. *Rummaging and pulling it over, slurping. Her figure looking quite plumper somehow.*

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 3:04 pm

*Fiona giggles*

Fiona: It's a good thing I can stretch my arms!

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 3:09 pm

Fiona: won't miss a second

Guest

*back in the show.*

*vibes still dodging DV back and forth before a gut punch bounces off her fat belly!*

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 3:12 pm

Vibes: what the?

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 3:12 pm

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Twist.

*Vibes swings her gut, knocking her back*

Vibes: Oh it's one of THOSE episodes.

Guest

Sal: ... Hey that's right!

*grabs evil Vibes and smacks her into evil Sal.*

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 3:29 pm

*Van looks confused*

Van: What are you talking about?

Vibes: It's a trope- like the body swap, the Groundhog Day episode, the It's A Wonderful
Life episode...

Sal: Get to the point Vibes!

Vibes: Oh right...this is the one where we face our fears!

Guest

Sal: You know what that means! *Grabs Van and tosses him like a bowling ball.*

Van: WAAAHH!!

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 3:32 pm

*Vibes smiles as the nightmare versions get knocked over*

Vibes: ST-RIKE!

Guest

Editor: No no NO!!!!!

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 3:49 pm

*Editor scowls but then brightens*

Editor: Hmmm...I think a little divide and conquer is needed.

Guest

*The episode ends up ending as another 5 minute break was had.*

Sal: Okay...we got only a short time before things get crazy again.

Vibes: Yeah but how do we turn it around like this still?

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 4:23 pm

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: Darn I couldn't fit a copy of Story by Robert McKee in this costume.

Guest

Sal: get used to it. We gotta get out of here before something worse happens!

Van: like an end of season catastrophe finale?

Sal: DON'T JINX US!

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 4:56 pm

*Vibes gulps*

Vibes: You had to go there.

Guest

*however, the show opens up with the sight of a silhouette, one that looks utterly familiar towards Dingo Girl!*

Vibes: Oh no...

Sal: it can't be...

Van: ANYONE BUT -

*however it was a cartoon green dressed spandex dingo woman with a sultry appearance.*

Vibes: ... that's...not dingo lass.

Cartoon Coyote: OH please. That hack of a toon has nothing on Nega Lass.

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 5:36 pm

*Vibes and Sal gulp*

Editor: Time for a BIG season finale!

Guest

Rena: "OH MY GOSH THAT'S MY ALTER EGO!

Jenny: *laughs and jiggles* Oh I KNOW! it's like being a celebrity!

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*Nega lass blasting at the heroes as sal had to roll van and Vibes barely dodging with her weight.*

Subject: Re: Editorial Mandate Tue May 10, 2016 5:42 pm

*Nega Lass grins*

Nega Lass: Oh come on you know you love it!

Guest

Vibes: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

*tries to smack at nega but gets bowled over. Nega blasting at Sal.*

Sal: ACK! *rapidly inflating*