Calamitous Comedics

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:28 pm

*Sal's fist stretches out, punching Carmy*

Carmy: OOF!

* Vibes' head starts to swell up*

Vibes: AAAGH!

Guest

Vibes: "We gotta do something!"

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:32 pm

*Vibes' body glows*

Vibes: Feel...so...weird...

*A blast from her head knocks down Penny*

Penny: OOF!

Guest

Penny: "Watch where you're firing!" *suddenly kicking Van into Sal*

Van: "OWCH!"

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:39 pm

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: Can't...fight...warp energy...

Guest

*then comes a giant battle cry.*

Dingo Lass: "INCOMING!!!!~!"

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:41 pm

Jackal Girl: BANZAI!!!!

Guest

*Giant paper flowers fell over on the wasps as DL lands on JG on top of Vibes*

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:43 pm

JG: huh. big landing platform. pretty empty though

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:46 pm

*Vibes looks baffled*

Vibes: OK I didn't see this coming!

Guest

Dingo Lass: "Then I bet you won't be expecting THIS!" *Pulls her jacket open.*

*only to show an array of bug nets and sticky tape.*

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:52 pm

*Vibes, Sal, Carmy and Penny look baffled*

Carmy: Today somehow got weirder.

Guest

*Tossing JG a bug net and the others some nets and tape.*

DL: "COME ON LET'S PLAY BUG CATCHER!!!" *running at a few in swinging her net.*

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:57 pm

*The warp bees' stingers rip through the nets*

Penny: Dang it!

Guest

Dingo Lass: "Huh...need sturdier nets." *rummaging for another net.*

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:02 pm

*Vibes' head blast knocks DL down*

Vibes: Sorry I...I can't control it!

Guest

DL: *Flops face first and shakes her head.* "whah..." *She growls before kicking Vibes in the rump, knocking her into a few wasps.*

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:10 pm

*Vibes gulps as they all sting her*

Vibes: NO!

Guest

*Vibe's body swelling humongous and turning into a rubber blow up fox balloon.*

Vibes: *SQUEAK!!!*

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:18 pm

*Sal looks in shock*

Sal: VIBES!

Guest

Dingo Lass: "...whoops."

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:25 pm

*Sal tries to hit one of the bees but then accidentally grips Penny*

Penny: Ungh! Ungh!

Guest

Penny: "LET ME GO!" *grunting as they struggle with each other and bump into bee stingers*

Sal and Penny: "YEOW!"

Subject: Re: Calamitous Comedics Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:44 pm

*Penny's body becomes enormously muscular while Sal's turns to jelly*

Sal and Penny: Huh?

Guest

Dingo Lass: "..." *tilting her head as she and JG look at each other.* "Wow...talk about wacky."

JG: "you thinking what I'm thinking?"

DL: "That one of them has to be the inflation bug somehow!!!"