Mega Lara and Other Weird Stories

Flash: *struggles as he turns into a gorilla*

*Green Lantern turns into a giant lemon*

Green Lantern: You've got to be kidding me!

Angle Man: now then...

*Zatanna looks horrified*

Zatanna (thought): With my mouth swollen up I can't say any spells!

Wonder Woman: *thought: maybe i can fly up and hit him

*Wonder Woman goes to fly but then slams into Green Lantern, lemon juice spraying into her eyes*

WW: AAAGH!

*Temporarily blinded she slams into Zatanna who then knocks into Flash*

Angleman: *laughs hysterically*

*Flash Gorilla in a rage throws Green Lantern Lemon into a wall*

Angleman: whoa! *flies out of the way*

*Angle Man does a massive super breath, sending them all flying*

WW: *tries to lasso a pole*

*She ties herself up, knocking herself down*

WW: OOF!

Angleman: let me help you out. Blunder BLUBBER woman

*WW groans as she gets bigger*

WW: MUST...OBEY...

*the rope stretches and creaks*

*Angle Man laughs*

Angle Man: Be sure to get the rest of the Justice League down here, I could use a challenge!

WW: ngh. n...no...

*Angle Man zaps the heroes, teleporting them back to the Watchtower*

Angle Man: Hmm...Next stop Metropolis.

MEANWHILE...

*Vibes sits up bolt upright in bed*

Vibes: What the...?

Van: find it yet?

*Vibes looks concerned*

Vibes: We're already too late.

Van: we just need to find it to get things back to normal

*Vibes gulps*

Vibes: Err...I think I'd better show you. PSYCHIC MODE!

Van: ....oh crap

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: So we need to be on our game.

Van: and try not to blimp this time