Mega Lara and Other Weird Stories

*The manager gasps*

Manager (thought): I'd better call the police so they can call the Justice League!

AngleMan: *uses the stone to turn stuff to gold

*Angle Man grins*

Angle Man: Oh this is the best angle ever! All my dreams come true!

*later*

*Wonder Woman sees Batman looking confused*

WW: That's odd.

Batman: What?

WW: You don't tend to look like you don't know what's going on.

*She looks and sees footage of Angle Man knocking down security guards with ice slides.*

Batman: Since when did your old nemesis have that power?

WW: I think "nemesis" for Angle Man is flattering...

Batman: true

*Wonder Woman nods*

Wonder Woman: Think we'll need a team down there to stop him.

Batman: Looks like he has some kind of magic item. Zatanna would be a useful addition.

Wonder Woman: Agreed.

WW: i'll go get her

*Batman nods*

Batman: Lantern, Flash we...

*Flash speeds in*

Flash: You called?

Batman: Please stop doing that.

Flash: don't think i will

*Batman sighs*

Batman: You and Lantern are needed in Star City. Wonder Woman and Zantanna will explain
           when you...

*Sees Flash speed off*

Batman: Get there.

Bats: *grumbles*

LATER...

*Flash speeds in as he sees Wonder Woman, Zatanna and Green Lantern arrive*

Flash: So what's happening?

Zatanna: From what I can see there's some kind of strong magical energy. We need to be
            careful.

Flash: right then

*Green Lantern thinks about this*

Green Lantern: Well given he's Wonder Woman's nemesis...

WW: Will you stop calling him that?

GL: She should be the one to draw him out.

Flash: agreed

* WW sighs*

WW: Fine. I'll be the bait, you move in.

zatana: good luck

* Wonder Woman goes to kick the door down only to find it instantly open up*

Wonder Woman: Huh?

*She looks and sees Angle Man floating above her*

Wonder Woman: What the...?

*Angle Man grinned*

Angle Man: You didn't see this coming, did you?

*Wonder Woman scowls*

Wonder Woman: You should not toy with the power of the gods, Angle Man!

*She grips Angle Man with her lasso*

Wonder Woman: I compel you, give up this mystical artefa...

*She looks confused as both she and Angle Man glow. Angle Man becomes muscular while Wonder Woman loosens her grip on him*

Wonder Woman: W...What the...?

*Angle Man grins*

Angle Man: HA! With the Dream Stone I've turned you into...BLUNDER WOMAN!

Wonder Woman: you... i will stop you

*She goes to hit Angle Man but falls over her feet*

Wonder Woman: OOF!

*She sees the other heroes head in*

Wonder Woman: NO! Don't come any closer!

Flash: oh this is bad

*Angle Man grins*

Angle Man: I think a change would do you all good!

*Wonder Woman looks in horror as she binds the other heroes*

Angleman: good work blunder woman

*Zatanna looks in horror as her mouth becomes enormously swollen*

Zatanna: MUMPH!