Justice League v The One Man Band

*Green Arrow sighs*

Green Arrow: Fine...so we need to figure this out.

*Black Canary nods*

Black Canary: We can beat this.

Black canary: ill see if i can figure out anything else from this video

*Black Canary looks*

Black Canary (thought): They're wearing earplugs, so the issue isn't to do with the sound...

*She realises*

Black Canary (thought): It's the vibrations!

Black canary: so if we cut those off we should be fine

*Green Arrow smiles*

Green Arrow: So we hit the instruments before they have a chance to make a sound?

Black Canary: Exactly.

*as the video loops canary taps her foot to the beat*

*Green Arrow starts humming*

Black canary: *is unable to stop the video*

One Man Band (in Black Canary and Green Arrow's heads): You can't resist, it's plain to see, all you want to do is come to me!

Black Canary: We can't waste any time we must go around...

Green Arrow: We must find him and hear that live sound!

*the 2 run off*

*They emerge in a boom tube, appearing in a dingy looking pub*

Black Canary: W..What just happened?

Green Arrow: I looked at the tape, next thing I know we're in a crappy cover version of Cheers.

Canary: can his music effect is even from video

*Green Arrow gulps*

Green Arrow: I...I guess it can...

*Black Canary looks round for the boom tube*

Black Canary: We need to get out of here.

*they cant move*

*The music starts to play*

Green Arrow: We have no resistance, we have no control

Black Canary: Into the pub we need to stroll.

*They dance awkwardly toward the pub*

*the door locks behind them as they enter*

*One Man Band grins, with everyone in the pub all enthralled*

One Man Band: Looks come in from afar, it's a pair of superhero special guest stars!

*people cheer*

*Black Canary and Green Arrow blush as spotlights hit them. One Man Band starts to play*

Green Arrow: I can't stop listening, I'm in a daze...

Black Canary: This music is an unstoppable craze!

*One Man Band grins wickedly as everyone dances*

*the heroes look panicked*

Black Canary (thought): This is crazy! I want to fight him but I can't control my body!

Green Arrow (thought): It's no use...Every time I think about stopping him I just...think about...
that music...

Black canary: *manages to hit a silent alarm on her wrist...to the foxes*

*One Man Band grins*

One Man Band: You can't stop the sound can't be missed, it makes your body stretch and shift!

*Black Canary and Green Arrow's bodies transform*

*black canary begins to morph and grow into a giant turkey*

*Green Arrow turns into a literal green arrow*

MEANWHILE...

*Vibes clutches her head*

Vibes: Oh boy...