The Justice League Get Relegated

*Wonder Woman is pursuing Cheetah*

Wonder Woman (thought): Great Hera! Even at full flight I'm having trouble catching up to her!

Cheetah: slowing down Wonder woman?

*Wonder Woman goes to grab her lasso*

Wonder Woman: You have clearly forgotten the ending of the Tortoise and the Hare.

*As Wonder Woman goes to grab her lasso, she notices it appears more rubbery than usual*

Wonder Woman (thought): Something doesn't seem right...my lasso should feel like...well, rope!

Wonder Woman: what ever *throws it at cheetah*

*The lasso stretches out and grips Cheetah*

Wonder Woman: OK Cheetah, what is your plan?

*Cheetah laughs as the rope starts glowing*

Cheetah: My plan...my plan is to have you become incredibly ticklish!

*The glow goes back toward Wonder Woman, who flops down and laughs uncontrollably*

Wonder Woman: Ha ha ha! Th...this can't be happening...I...I can't stop...so...ticklish!

Cheetah: *gets free and ties wonder woman up* that was almost too easy. see ya blunder

*Wonder Woman laughs*

Wonder Woman (thought): I...I feel so...useless...but...can't help...laughing!

*she laughs harder*

*Wonder Woman's sides start to hurt*

Wonder Woman (thought): Need...to...activate...emergency...signal...

*she hits a button on her belt*

IN THE WATCHTOWER...

*A red alert goes off*

Flash: Wonder Woman just activated her emergency signal.

Black Canary: We'd better get down and help her then.

Hawk Girl: *flies off*

*They head toward Midhaven*

Black Canary: hang on Diana

*As they arrive they find Wonder Woman laughing uncontrollably and struggling in her lasso*

Black Canary: You have got to be kidding me.

Flash: what's so funny?

*Wonder Woman tries to breathe*

Wonder Woman: Lasso...making me...super ticklish...

*Black Canary turns to Hawkgirl*

Black Canary: We'd better get this off her.

*As they try to get the lasso off, Humiliator grins*

Humiliator (thought): While they are all distracted, time to do some more swaps.

Humiliator: *zooms past the 3*

*With a great deal of effort, they eventually get the lasso off her*

Flash: Wow...that seemed to take more effort than I thought it would.

*He looks across at Black Canary, who is now sporting a weird looking belt*

Flash: Since when did you have that belt?

Black Canary: What belt?

Flash: that belt....and what's with your choker?

*Black Canary touches her choker, to see that now looks rubbery*

Black Canary: You...you're right...

*She turns to Flash, whose gloves have now inflated*

Black Canary: What's with the comedy boxing gloves?

*Flash looks down*

Flash: Th...this is impossible? How can someone sneak up on the fastest man alive?

Black Canary: invisibility?

*Hawkgirl looks at her mace, which is now pink*

Hawkgirl: What the...?

*It starts to glow*

Hawkgirl: I...feel...weird....

Black Canary: so do i

*Hawkgirl's nose turns into a pig snout*

Hawkgirl: What the...?