Justice League v The One Man Band

Wonder woman: music...too...catchy

*Batman realises*

Batman (thought): Wait...it's not the music..it's...the...vibrations...

Batman: i gotta get them out of here

* Wonder Woman and Flash both look horrified as they keep dancing*

*he throws a batarang*

*One Man Band laughs*

One Man Band: You can't hit me when it turns into tea!

*Batman looks baffled as his batarang turns into tea*

Batman: he can change reality

*One Man Band giggles*

One Man Band: You all love my zings and toots and now it's time to change your suits!

* Wonder Woman, Flash and Batman's costumes all glow*

All: What the...?

*they change in a flash*

* Wonder Woman, Batman and Flash are all in giant inflated suits*

One Man Band: I've had so much fun, it's been a great show, I leave you now, it's time to go.

*One Man Band heads off. Wonder Woman, Batman and Flash waddle awkwardly*

Wonder Woman: We...we may have underestimated him...

Wonder woman: i cant get this suit off

*Flash groans*

Flash: It's...so...heavy!

Batman: need to call the others

*Wonder Woman nods*

Wonder Woman: You're right...we need to...need to...

*Wonder Woman starts humming*

Flash: Don't start or you'll...get me...humming...

*the 3 start humming*

Batman: I want to stop but the beat doesn't stop

Wonder Woman: It's the sound we just can't top

Flash: We're gone from superhero to superflop!

*the 2 flop down*

*Batman groans*

Batman: It can't be it...it can't be too late!

Wonder Woman: So long as these suits don't further inflate!

*They all look shocked as their suits inflate larger*

All: oh no

LATER...

*Black Canary looks on at the footage of Wonder Woman, Batman and Flash, with Green Arrow looking over*

Green Arrow: So...there was a musical villain and nobody thought to bring you in?

Black Canary: Tell me about it. Apparently it was a struggle to get the three of them through the
boom tubes.

Green arrow: id bet

*Black Canary looks as she sees them dancing*

Black Canary: Wait a second...

*She pauses the footage*

Green Arrow: What?

Black Canary: I think this is the moment they lose control.

Green arrow: well duh

*Black Canary scowls*

Black Canary: We need to figure out what to do so we don't get caught out.

*Green Arrow shrugs*

Green Arrow: Or we could call in the foxes.

Black canary: ....no