What If...Temptress took on the Avengers

Van: what did you do with the avengers? *he tries to ignore his stomach grumbling*

*Temptress smiles*

Temptress: Let's just say I made them an offer they couldn't refuse.

Van: really funny *the grumbling gets worse*

*Temptress smiles*

Temptress: You know, it's coming up to lunch time.

Van: so? *he cant help but drool a bit*

*Temptress clutches Van's belly*

Temptress: That jelly belly needs filling!

Van: let go! *struggles as his gut bulges*

*Temptress beams*

Temptress: You must eat.

Van: lunch...does sound nice

*Temptress nods*

Temptress: Yes...just...relax...

Van: no cant- *is cut off as temptress shoves a burger in his mouth*

*Temptress laughs*

Temptress: It's feeding time.

Van: more.....fast food..... *he fattens up bigger*

*Temptress smiles*

Temptress (thought): Yes...you're going to help my team finish them off.

Van: only....food...

Temptress: You get more food when you do as I say.

Van: but...hungry

*Temptress points to the Avengers tower*

Temptress: Lots more yummy up there.

Van: anything mistress

*Van thumps toward the tower*

Van: lead into trap

MEANWHILE...

*Vibes and Sal are in the tower*

Vibes: Weird...

Sal: What?

Vibes: You'd think some kind of security thing would be triggered by now.

Sally: im sure fury had us registered

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Groovy.

*there is a clatter from the food court*