What If...Temptress took on the Avengers

*Warp King looks down*

Warp King (narrating): Space...it's really...really...big. But then that's just one space. Tweak one or two things and
                                 next thing you know you get a whole other space where everything goes nuts...

*He sees The Avengers fighting Loki*

Warp King (narrating): Now this guy...I like his style...but...what if we swapped him...

*Loki disappears and Temptress reappears*

Warp King (narrating): For someone else?

Warp King: i think high jinks are about to follow

*Warp King smiles*

Warp King: Some people may look at this and choose not to interfere. Now me? I personally like to interfere, 
                but let's see how this goes...

*in marvel*

* The heroes are in the helicarrier*

Nick Fury: So...we need you to see this...

*He shows them a screen of Temptress enslaving people*

Tony: hot woman using her looks to get a bunch of guys and ladies to do what she wants? typical day in New York

*Maria Hill gives him a look*

Maria: It's not just men she can charm.

Tony: Well...that's progressive.

Tony: that's also what i said. guys and ladies

*Tony laughs*

Tony: I am shocked and offended.

Maria: yeah yeah

*Nick sighs*

Nick: Anyway, we need to work out what to do.

* Natasha smiles*

Natasha: Keep it simple. Distract her, then take her out.

Cap: sounds simple enough

*Tony smiles*

Tony: Excellent, we get this done, then off to get...well we'll figure it out on the way.

*the team rushes off*

*They arrive at a jewellery store, just as Temptress is coming out with a haul*

Temptress: oh. Well hello

*Iron Man laughs*

Iron Man: Okay Jessica Rabbit, we're ready for the act.

Temptress: oh are you?

*Temptress grins*

Temptress: You all had a long flight...you must be really...really...sleepy...

*Iron Man strains*

Iron Man: I...I...I'm not...

*He yawns. As he does so, all the other Avengers, including Black Widow who's about to sneak up on Temptress, all yawn*

Temptress: oh yes. All so sleepy *hands widow a cookie* and hungry

*They all flop down, while Natasha nibbles*

Temptress: That's it Natasha, eat the pain away...

Natasha: me.....eat.....

*Temptress smiles*

Temptress: You're all coming with me on a little trip...

*the avengers follow, natasha stuffing her face*

LATER...

*The Avengers all groggily wake up*

Iron Man: W...What just happened?

Hulk: Brain...hurt.