What If...Temptress took on the Avengers

Van: *waddles to temptress* i got them in the trap. Now wheres my extra food?

*Temptress beams*

Temptress: Oh...of course...

Van: thank you

*Temptress clicks her fingers*

Temptress: Avengers, bring him his food.

Van: *digs in as rons of food are brought in*

Temptress: this is going great.

*Temptress ponders*

Temptress (thought): Wonder how many more minions I can bring back with me?

*as van fattens his gut knocks her over*

*Temptress scowls*

Temptress: Hey, watch it!

Van: huh? Sorry *he tries to move....and stumbles, falling over onto temptress*

*Temptress groans*

Temptress: Get...off...me!

Van: cant.....move....urp.....

Temptress: MUMPH!

*She desperately tries to signal to the Avengers, but they all just give Van more food*

Van: *keeps growing*

*Temptress' robot form starts to break*

Temptress: MUMPH!

Van: feel.....funny

*Temptress smashes*

Iron Man: W...What just happened?

Black Widow: And why are we so...plump?

Vibes: its a long story

* Thor groans*

Thor: So...how do we get back to normal?

Van: We know a guy.

Vibes: yeah. The boulder of flab is right.

Van: *groans*

*The Avengers squeeze into the Explorer*

Van: *is tied to the back*

*They head to Reynard City*

*sure enough anty is able to fix all of them*

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Well...glad we got that sorted!

Van: yup