Lara and Vibes: the tomb of the witch queen

*Lara gulps*

Lara: Stay close.

Vibes: right

*They head carefully toward the light*

Lara: please be good

*As they get closer, they hear the witch's cackle*

Witch: welcome

*The witch emerges, looking like a fused version of Lara and Vibes*

Vibes: What the heck?

Witch: You were expecting green and a pointy hat? I can choose any form I want.

vibes: er.....makes sense

*The witch smiles*

Witch: As a matter of fact, I think I rock this look better than both of you!

Vibes: hey!

*Vibes scowls*

Vibes: How about you rock a look where I punch you in the face?

Witch: oh? *zaps Vibes with a spell*

*Vibes' body becomes stretchy and rubbery*

Vibes: WHOA!

Lara: vibes!

*Vibes stretches and trips Lara over*

Lara: WHOA!

Lara: vibes what the heck?!

Witch: *zaps Lara*

* Lara's body becomes heavy and rock-like*

Lara: Oh...crud.

Witch: yes. you two shall be the first in my new army

*Lara and Vibes glare at her*

Vibes: Not going to happen.

Witch: oh?

*The witch laughs as Vibes stretches awkwardly and Lara slowly moves*

Witch: *zaps them both, fusing them*

Lara and Vibes: WHAT THE...?

Witch: hm...yeah. i pull it off better

*Lara groans*

Lara: So we're part rock, part elastic?

Vibes: Weird.