Corruption Pt 3: The Root of All Evil

*Together they all focus and produce a shield*

Sal: Hurry, we can only hold this up so long!

Van: right *they run to the door* made it.....uh....i can't drop the shield?

Sally: neither can i

Louis: ....crap

*the shield covers them like a giant hamster ball and the room tilts*

Should've seen this coming. *stays upright, focusing on moving back to the door*

*the room turns into a giant pinball machine*

*The ball is pinged back and forth at super speed*
All: OOF! OOF! OW! OW!

Acerbus: did you idiots think we wouldn't be watching

*Sebiv laughs*

Sebiv: You really thought you could outwit us Sally Vixen? You can't even outwit the voice in your head!

Sally: shut up!

Acerbus: i think we should split these 3 up now

*Sebiv laughs*

Sebiv: Good idea.

*The pinball splits into three, sending them to different rooms*

Van: crap!

Louis: damn it!

*Sal speeds off and lands in another room, her costume reverted back to normal*

Sebiv: Just in case you get any ideas.

Sal: I hate you.

Van: *lands in a locked room* ugh....where am i?

*He looks round and sees a heart shaped bed*

Van: You have got to be kidding me.

*He sees a Jessica Rabbit esque Vibes*

Desire: Hi...I'm Desire.

Van: ..... *eye twitch* oh crap

*Desire grabs Van in an embrace*

Desire: We're going to have so much...fun.

Van: *blushes* y...yes....

*Desire grins*

Desire: Just relax. We're going to have whatever we want, whenever we want.

Van: r..relax....

*Desire pours him a glass of champagne*

*his eyes glaze over*

*meanwhile*

Sally: *stands up* ugh....of course i'm in gluttony's room...

*Sal gets slammed over by a giant ham*

Sal: OOF!

Gluttony: Well if it's isn't Little Miss Not So Goody Two Shoes!

*looks around* Now where am I?

Sally: *struggles to stand up

*Louis looks round to see Humilator*

Louis: Oh no not you!

Well, at least I get to kick some ass while I'm here.