The Hunt For The Warp Gems Pt 2- The Corruption of The Tomb Raider

*Lara turns around, angry at Sal*

Lara: Back off Furry, I can handle this!

*Sal glares at Lara*

Sal: Let me get rid of this. I won't ask again.

Lara: but it's treasure! it's my thing!

*Sal points her pole at Lara*

Sal: Last chance.

*Lara grabs the gem, giggling*

Lara: You are so serious...you need to be more FUN!

Sally: of course there's a funzoid one

* A red nose appears on Lara's face*

Lara: Hee hee hee!

*Lara presses an air horn, sending Sal flying*

Sal: OOF!

Sally: AGH! *crashes into a wall*

*Lara sprays Sal with silly string*

Lara: Hee hee hee!

Sally: knock that off!

*Lara giggles*

Lara: I need to get more shiny!

*She runs off as Sal struggles through the silly string*

Sally: this is so wrong

MEANWHILE...

*Van is trying to get through the jungle*

Van (thought): Got to keep moving, can't let Cheetara get to another gauntlet.

Van: CHEETARA!!!

*He sees a blur in the distance*

Van (thought): Oh you have got to be kidding me.

Van: *tries to catch up*

*Van groans*

Van (thought): Got to keep...

*He sees a shiny reflection below him*

Van (thought): ...moving?

Van: *stops and doubles back*

*Van falls through a hole*

Van: WHOA!

Van: OH COME ON

*Van looks as he sees the glow in front of him*

Van (thought): I just hope I can get to one of these gems and stop them doing any more damage.

Van: then again when has warp king done anything in a way that'd help anyone but chaos *he grabs the gem*

*Van's body starts to transform*

Van (thought): Got...to...stay...focused...

Van: why are these never specified!

*Van starts to change into a ninjabot form*

Van: oh crap robot drone *tries to drop the gem*

*Van strains*

Van: Got...to...resist...p...

*He hears Sal yelling*

Sal: BACK OFF!