Legends of reynard city- not your average fairy tale

*Sal groans as they are carried toward the Queen of Hearts' castle*

Sal: OK this story has really been messed with.

Van: we can get out of this....

*As they enter the castle, they see the Queen of Hearts is...Alice?!*

Sal and Van: What the...?

Alice: You're probably wondering how I ended up here...

Van (thought): Oh no she's about to flashback.

Van: erm....not really

* Alice smiles*

Alice: I defeated the Jabberwocky, crushed the Queen of Hearts and thought...I think I am done with being someone who has things
happen to them.

Van: well...fair enough....well just be on our way then

*Alice glares at them*

Alice: I don't think so.

Sal: What?

Alice: You had some of my food and drink. I know it.

Van: but....but it wasnt labeled

*Alice scowls*

Alice: Nonetheless, you are my subjects now.

Van: we were just passing through

*Alice stamps her foot, the shockwave sending them flying*

Both: WHOA!

Van: *falls onto his back, struggling like a flipped over turtle*

*Sal groans*

Sal: Can't...lift...myself...

Alice: take them to the dungeons. If they are so keen on my food they can be my poison testers

*They are both rolled away*

Van: least...i get food...what am i saying?!

*Sal groans*

Sal: Everything here...it's all...wrong!

Van: i know but....something....making it hard...to think right

*Sal groans*

Sal: Head...feel...hurty...

Van: me...hungry

*Sal nods*

Sal: Want...eat.

*the 2 eat junk*

*Sal groans*

Sal: So...hungry...

*meanwhile*

Vibes: i....i need....to take over. I need to get out of this book

*Vibes scowls*

Vibes (thought): There's got to be a way to break this!