Legends of reynard city- not your average fairy tale

Van: i...dont think the cake is agreeing with me *his gut gurgles and bulges*

* Sal clutches her gut too*

Sal: Ugh...this...this isn't how it's supposed to go!

Van: the cat was right

*Sal's gut bulges*

Sal: AAAGH!

Cheshire cat: i warned you.

*Sal and Van look horrified as they bulge out*

Van: so....fat

*Sal groans*

Sal: So...blobby...

*the 2 try to waddle away*

*Chesire Cat smiles*

Chesire Cat: Not to worry, you're both in time for tea!

Van: t...tea?

* The Mad Hatter, March Hare et al, all pop up with tea, sandwiches, sausage rolls etc*

Van: well thats nice

*Sal and Van gleefully eat*

Van: sooooo good

*Suddenly everything stops*

Mad Hatter: Well?

*Sal looks confused*

Mad Hatter: Do you know the answer to the riddle?

Sal: You haven't said anything.

March hare: thats not the right answer

*The sky above them becomes darker*

Sal: Uh...what's going on?

Van: Everything seems to be going...Burtony.

Van: uh...sal. i cant get out of the chair

*The chair arms and legs grip around them as the Wonderland figures become more monstrous*

Sal: I don't like where this is going.

Van: were doomed

Mad Hatter: We must take them to the queen.

Van: no. No need for that! We were having a fun time with the tea

Hare: People don't want fun any more.

Mock Turtle: No, they want dark colours and for everything to last for over four hours.

Van: well thats just patently false