Legends of Reynard City- Vibes of the Rovers

*Vibes is in bed*

Vibes (tossing and turning): Get out of my head story person!

Narrator: but vibes doesnt realize, she never left the book

*Vibes scowls*

Vibes: Oh you have got to be...fudging kidding me!

Vibes: ok....theres gotta be an end somewhere.

*She looks down to see she's dressed in a training kit*

Vibes: Oh here we go here we go here we go.

Vibes: *runs out*

*Rotecol scowls*

Rotecol: McAllister, stop posing and pick those knees up!

Vibes: oh crud. Football movie

*Vibes looks down at her kit*

Vibes (thought): OK not playing for Ipswich Town, that's a start.

Rote: McAllister on the field now

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Right you are Gaffer!

Rote: *glares at vibes*

* As she jogs onto the pitch, she sees Sal also giving her a glare*

Sal: You're not Cantona, Vibes.

Vibes: Hello to you too...

*Sees Sal's armband*

Vibes: ...Cap.

Vibes: i dont like where this story is going

* Sal turns to everyone*

Sal: OK we're going to be doing five a side. Aim here is to stay tight, short passes. NO SHOWBOATING.

Vibes: *mockingly* aye aye

*Vibes runs at Sal who goes to tackle her. Vibes does a Cruyff turn, spinning around and going past Sal before backheeling it in the goal*

Sal: What did I just say?

Vibes: Yeah I heard what you said.

* Fiona scowls at Vibes*

Fiona: Why didn't you pass to me? I was open.

Vibes: Never ask me to pass to you when I'm in the box as I won't do it.


(Side note- this is something my older brother genuinely once said during a game)

Sally: McAllister!

*Vibes goes down the wing. This time Sal slide tackles Vibes, slamming her down*

Vibes: Hey!

* Sal looks down at Vibes*

Sal: In a game, EVERYONE is going to do that if you mess about.

*Vibes gets up...and runs past Sal again*

(That I did against my younger 6'2 brother in a game once)

Sally: oi! Mcallistair!!

*Vibes laughs*

Sal: Seriously, do you want to get picked at the weekend?

Vibes: Oh I didn't realise this team drops players for being good.

Sally: this is a TEAM. Not a solo show

* Vibes laughs*

Vibes: Oh that you so happen to be barking orders to.

Rote: mcallistair!

* Rotecol glares angrily at Vibes*

Rote: I don't expect everyone on the team to be hugging each other and singing songs, but Sal is your captain
and you show her respect. You...you're not starting the next game.