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*Rogue groans*

Rogue: Must...eat...

*the 2 become giga slobulons*

* Mojo laughs*

Mojo: HA! HA! Love the new look!

Sally: vibes!

*Mojo grins as he turns to Sal*

Mojo: Ah you...

Sal: Oh crud...

* Sal sees herself in a game show with Jean Grey*

Mojo: Ladies and gentlemen, let's play...

Audience: WHO IS MORE EVIL?

Sally: oh come on!

*Jean and Sal are both knocked down by electric blasts*

Jean and Sal: AAAGH!

Mojo: on with the show

* Sal and Jean appear in a courtroom*

Voice: Ladies and gentlemen of the virtual jury, we ask you to consider which of these two is more evil.

Sal: Oh come on!

*Sal is hit by another electric charge*

Voice: no speaking out of turn

*Mojo laughs*

Mojo: Presenting the case for Wondervixen...Perfect Platinum!

Sally: WHAT?!

Platinum: miss me?

* Images appear on the screen*

Perfect Platinum: Ladies, gentlemen and assorted species of the virtual jury, I present to you Sally
Joanna Sabrina Vixen. She will have you believe that I am responsible for her evil
acts. But I will show you how it all came from her...

Sally: objection!

* Sal is electrocuted again*

Perfect Platinum: Anyway as I was saying...Sally Joanna Sabrina Vixen is, and always has been, a neurotic,
jealous mess. She would have you believe her alter-ego Wondervixen is a superhero. She's
not.

*She shows an image of Wondervixen brutally knocking down Caramel Girl and the Bakery Boys*

Perfect Platinum: While AK Girl is playful, Wondervixen's fighting is nasty and brutal. This is years
of frustration wrapped up in a white and blue package.

Sally: *shudders from the shocks*

* She shows Sal torturing Vibes and Guillermo in her subconscious*

Perfect Platinum: None of this is me.

Sally: wha- that was totally you-

* Sal is hit by another jolt*

Perfect Platinum: You're not helping yourself Sal.

Sally: *mumbles*

* Perfect Platinum laughs*

Perfect Platinum: So I am here to conclude that this nasty, neurotic creature is more evil
than a psychic who got brought back to life or something. I rest my case.

* Phoenix appears, clapping sarcastically*

Phoenix: A city? That's cute.

Dark Phoenix: Jean here destroyed whole systems

* Dark Phoenix laughs*

Dark Phoenix: The fact is, this creature here treated Sal as a patsy. But for all Jean's
power she let me wipe out entire planets.

Platinum: are you kidding me? "For all her power" YOURE tall her power miss pimordial power force.

*Mojo grins*

Mojo: Ooh didn't even get to the cross examination part, I'll allow it!

*Phoenix glares at Perfect Platinum*

Phoenix: She is said to be one of the most powerful psychics of all, more so than Professor X.

Perfect Platinum: Doesn't answer the question. Has Jean been the only one to take on your power?