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*He looks round*

Mojo (thought): They're supposed to be at the big double crossing climax...

*he sees them sneaking past the back stage of the trial*

*Mojo laughs*

Mojo (thought): So...they think they can cheat the system eh? Let's let them think they've
won...

Mojo: prep the endgame stage!

*Scarlet Witch glows*

SUDDENLY...

*Van, Emma, Jean, Sal, Vibes and Rogue are in a room full of blinding white light*

Van: Did we...did we win?

* They look and see Scarlet Witch in the corner*

Jean: Wanda!

Scarlet Witch: You...you saved me...thank you.

Van: well that was easy

*Scarlet Witch grins*

Scarlet Witch: And now you'll all get your rewards...

Vibes: I don't like that tone...

Sally: anyone else feel funny?

*They all glow yellow*

Vibes: Ugh...you're right...Feel...weird...

Vibes: feel...hungry...

* Jean struggles as she glows*

Jean: No...we...have to...fight...

Emma: shes...too...strong....

*Their bellies balloon out*

All: NO!

Vibes: *ballons in weight*

Van: *struggles as he swells and floats up* guh. Blimp....

*Rogue groans*

Rogue: So...heavy...

Emma: not the cupcake again

*Mojo laughs*

Mojo: Our contestants are ready...for the Supersize Sumo Slam!

Vibes: Oh crap.

Van: the what?!

*They emerge in an arena, alongside some other mutants*

Jean: No...it can't be...

Psylocke: ME CRUSH TINY FOX.

Vibes: uh oh. *struggles to get away*

*Storm grips Rogue*

Storm: ME SQUEEZE!

Rogue: agh!

*Mojo laughs*

Mojo: HA!HA! Squeeze them like ripe watermelons!

Van: we're losing bad here

*Vibes strains as she tries to get out of the grip*

Vibes: Ugh...I know...but...they're...so...strong...