Runaway Dingo

*Genesis laughs*

Genesis: And now our feature presentation...

*MED blasting off into the skyline.*

Genesis: "Now if you'll excuse me..." *Plucking a hair from DIngo lass.*

Dingo Lass: "OW!"

Genesis: "I need to examine your mixed DNA for new ideas..."

MEANWHILE...

*Vibes and Sal slump down, knackered*

Vibes: How many more times can we do this?

Sal: She can't just disappear! Something happened!

MED: "Targets locked." *landing down with her mechanical heavy weight.*

Vibes: "GAH!"

Sal: "...Oh for heavens sake. Mega fox got pissed about being beat by her so now she COPIES HER?!"

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: Jeez, it's like a reboot of a classic cartoon. Got all the bits but misses the point.

MED: "engaging targets!" *her arms shooting out hoses at the two heroines.*

*meanwhile.*

Dingo Lass: BOO! WHERE'S THE BETTER GRAPHICS!!!

*Genesis gestures toward the volume dial*

Dingo lass: *her ears droop before she whimpers.*

*Genesis smiles, turning his attention to the screen. While his back is turned Insect Girl and Funzoid sneak in, fingers on mouths*

Dingo lass: *her ears perk up grinning before keeping quiet.*

MED: *whipping her hoses at the two heroines as honey sticky bombs lob out.*

*Vibes struggles with her shield mode*

Sal: Vibes...got to...stay...focused...

Vibes: What do you think I'm trying to do?

Sal: "Keep Trying!"

MED: "INitiating rambunctious distraction!" *her shoulder pads pop up giant speakers before blasting rude music of vibes's singing at them.*

*Vibes and Sal flop down*

Vibes: Can't...focus...

Sal: So...awful...

Vibes: You're...a...jerk...

MED: "Proceeding with Helium cannon~" *arms grappling their mouths with hoses as she works to inflate the duo.*

*meanwhile.*

Genesis: "Finally, I can enjoy working on this sample in peace."

*Genesis grins*

Genesis: So many possibilities. I could alter the heroes so they revel in being expanded or
           use this in conjunction with their DNA to form an unstoppable hybrid mutant!

"...He really doesn't know what he's doing but YAY I'M GONNA HAVE A BIGGER FAMILY!"
"...Either that or cause everyone to develop a second personality that'll tear reynard city into shreds with inflation."

Dingo Lass: "..." *Her eyes shut tightly at that while waiting on IG and Funzoid.*

*IG and Funzoid sneak in, giving her proper soda and sandwiches*

MEANWHILE...

*Vibes and Sal are now both enormous*

Vibes: Ugh!

Sal: That thing blew us up in seconds!

MED: "power, efficiency, volume. All in the name of Mega Fox." *arms turning into sharp needles.*

Sal: "OH YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!"



Dingo Lass: "O O OH HELL NO!!!"

*Vibes and Sal struggle*

Vibes: We've got to get away!

Sal: We can barely move how are we supposed to do that?

Dingo Lass: "Blowing them up I can handle... immobilizing them and hypnotizing them I can forgive...But turn all my gadgets into killing implements and literally trying to kill them?!" *Her body flexing with her weight and size throbbing.* "NOBODY POPS MY FOXES AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!" *Her whole body causing her restraints to burst and her body to land with a thud, quaking the entire chamber.*

*Genesis scowls*

Genesis: Funzoid, Insect Girl, get her!

*Funzoid and IG look at each other, nodding*

Dingo Lass: *Thudding the ground again to shake the room up a second time.*

*Funzoid and Insect Girl slam against the wall*

Genesis: "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!" *stumbling and knocked against his equipment.*

*Funzoid and Insect Girl groan*

Funzoid: We're trying Sir.

IG: It's not our fault she's gone Super Sized!