Mega Lara and Other Weird Stories

Van: we better hurry. *ducks under a flying shoe

*Giant raindrops flop down and slam them down*

All: OOF!

Van: we need to get out of here

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Quick, let's head to that castle. SPEED MODE!

*But as Vibes speeds towards it the castle gets further and further away*

Van: it's running!

Hera: i'm impressed lara. but how far can you get without your precious teachers

*Vibes and Van suddenly get trapped in bubbles*

Vibes: Ruddy bubbles!

Van: well it could be-

*Hera laughs as she bounces Vibes and Van up and down*

Vibes and Van: WHOA!

*the 2 poof into the castle*

Lara: no!

*Hera laughs at Lara*

Hera: Looks like you're all alone Loser Lara!

Lara: i...i will still beat you

*Hera laughs*

Hera: Good luck even getting to my castle!

*She disappears in a puff of smoke*

Lara: this is my world to...

*She smiles*

Lara: Let's speed this up!

*Lara clicks her fingers, she speeds through being trapped in a chocolate factory, a fighting tournament, being turned into a tree and going through a world full of blocks and lava before eventually emerging at the castle*

Lara: Nice try Hera.

Hera: impressive lara *squeezes the 2 bubbles* bit now you have to fight through my castle *que castlevania theme*

*Lara sighs*

Lara: She's got a flair for the dramatic I'll give her that!

Van: most villains do

*Lara smashes down the entrance*

Lara (thought): I can do this!

*a labyrinth stretches before her*

*Lara sighs as she enters*

*the door slams shut

*Lara moves cautiously*

Lara (thought): OK Lara, this is up to you now.

Lara: just me....

*She leaps up, avoiding spikes that shoot up from the floor, before rolling away from darts firing from the wall*

Lara: OK this is more my style!

*raptors run in