Alternotron's bridezilla verse

*Vibes charges a dark shot*

Vibes: Apologies in advance Van!

Van: whuh?

* The blast pings off Van*

Vibes: I thought that would pop you...

Van: Yeah well it didn't!

Van: i..i need focus..but...too many...AGH!!! *more psychic voices flood in*

*Vibes tries to think*

Vibes: Come on Van, you can do this!

Van: *struggles to focus as an army of vibes's appear*

*Vibes gulps*

Vibes: Oh crap.

Critic Vibes: So...what are you? Generic Body Swap Costume Episode Vibes?

Vibes: shut it you

* Vibes dodges a basketball thrown at her, looking up to see a Monstar Vibes*

Vibes: Eep.

Vibes: why do the buff mes always have to be evil

* A Vibes made of red liqourice stretches out and grips Vibes*

Vibes: We are stretchy and chewy!

Van: must...grah! *lets out a psychic wave*

*The Vibes are all sent flying*

All: WHOA!

Van: ugh *flops over* that hurt

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Yeah, it's going to leave a mark on you for a bit.

Van: *stumbles up, the costumes swapped back*

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: Ah nice, back in my less comfortable but iconic costume!

Van: we should go

*Vibes nods*

Vibes (thought): Seeing a lot of me here, but not a lot of...hang on a minute.

Vibes: Van, I think I might have cracked this.

Van: v i can handle this i just...just need to think

*van tries to focus through images of infinite versions of vibes and infinite ways of him being morphed or changed*

Van: argh! Too..many... *breaks out into multicolored spots*

*Vibes looks at Van*

Vibes: Van...I really think you need to hear this...

Van: wh..what? *he groans and flickers as the spots grow*

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: Look around, a whole ton of mes...but not one you.

*Van looks baffled*

Vibes: You need to confront you!

Van: i...i can find another exit

*Vibes glares at Van*

Vibes: It all makes sense! Your subconscious is turning me into all these monsters when
what you really need to fight is whatever you're running from!