Alternotron's bridezilla verse

Van: *struggles as he balloons, laughs echoing around him*

*Queen Vibes beams*

Queen Vibes: More of you to love.

Van: gonna....explode.... *he groans*

* An enormous Vibes groans as she thumps toward her*

Vibes: Leave...him...alone!

Queen vibes: hes my toy *the 2 vibes clash and send van flying*

Van: i need to get out of here

Alternotron: you shall not.

* Alternotron smiles*

Alternotron: You cannot leave...because your subconscious won't let you.

Van: you! When i find you- *he is cut off as alternotron, currently a giant, grabs him*

* Alternotron looks down on him*

Alternotron: Others I have had here wished for happiness...I have detected much chaos in you.

Van: let... me go... *van struggles weakly*

Alternotron: you fight with yourself. Your interests conflict.

Alternotron: Why won't you let yourself be happy Van?

Van: im not falling for it alt! *he tries to deflate*

* Alternotron looks confused*

Alternotron: You have created a realm of torture for yourself. This is...unique.

Van: oh dont lie. We all know you make these places!

Alternotron: despite admiting it, you still hate your interests. And you dear the villainous vibes's.

Alternotron: She has come to rescue you but soon she will be trapped too.

Van: vibes? She...she actually came...no! No get her out! I dont want her in danger!

* Alternotron smiles*

Alternotron: You will have to find the path to free her and yourself. Or you can embrace a world literally made for you.

Van: would you- *he is dropped into the park, back to normal but in an ak costume* wha?

* Van gulps*

Van: This can't be good.

*Vibes looks down to see she's dressed like Van*

Vibes: Okay this just got weird...more so.

Van: v? What are you doing here?!

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: What do you think I'm doing? Rescuing you...from...various mes. Okay, therapy is going
to be interesting this week.

Van: no. You get out of here. Ill find my own way out.

*Vibes snorts*

Vibes: That's not how being a couple works Van. I'm here for you and by the looks of things
there's a lot of...me you're getting through.

Van: alternotron does weird crap. Which is why i dont want you in here. I dont want you in danger.

*van suddenly grips his head as it fills with laughing aks.*

Voices: walk a mile in our boots vanny!!!

*Vibes scowls*

Vibes: Hey back off..mes...

*Vibes then realises she's still in Van's costume*

Vibes (thought): Oh right...need to work out how Van's powers work...I should know this by now...

Van: argh! *he grips his head as it swells*