Never trust chemical pools

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Thu Jul 14, 2022 5:42 pm

Van: we were just hungry

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Thu Jul 14, 2022 5:44 pm

* Sal pokes Van*

Sal: We need a team of superheroes, not a team of supersized tubs.

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Thu Jul 14, 2022 5:45 pm

Van: h-hey! You could be nicer bout it...

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Thu Jul 14, 2022 5:49 pm

*Sal glares at Van*

Sal: Oh this is me being nice.

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Thu Jul 14, 2022 5:50 pm

Van: *gulps as his stomavh growls*

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Thu Jul 14, 2022 5:53 pm

* Sal smiles in an over the top way*

Sal: Now you and Van can go back home and stay there while everyone else has to do your job.

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Thu Jul 14, 2022 5:54 pm

Van: thats not fair!

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 6:11 am

*Sal grabs them and literally drops them off in their rooms*

Vibes (thought): Ugh...this is getting weird.

LATER...

* Carmy groans as she removes her uniform*

Carmy (thought): Ugh, that thing is stupidly tight. I think I would prefer yellow spandex!

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 6:30 am

Carm: but...sally knows best

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 6:55 am

*Carmy looks in the mirror, seeing herself as pudgy*

Carmy (thought): Got to work harder, got to shift it!

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 6:59 am

Carmy: *starts practicing a routine*

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 7:07 am

* Carmy groans*

Carmy (thought): Forget sleep, I need to get this right!

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 7:10 am

*she keeps trying, along with everyone else save vibes, lilith, van, and....G?

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 8:42 am

LATER...

*Vibes yawns*

Vibes: Ugh...I don't feel so good...

*She looks in the mirror and sees the word "FAILURE" flash before her eyes*

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 8:44 am

Vibes: im a loser....sals right

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 8:45 am

*Vibes slumps down*

Vibes (thought): Just a big, powerless...lump.

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 8:47 am

Vibes: i cant lose these pounds....how did sally deal with all this

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 8:56 am

*Vibes groans*

Vibes (thought): Better see how Van's doing...

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 8:57 am

Vibes: *tries to get up*

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:02 am

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: Ow...ow...ow.

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:06 am

Vibes: ok. Psychic check in time *focuses*

Van: *is struggling to work out* sallys right...i...im a fatty. But those snacks are sooooo good....ugh its no use. Im the worst member.

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:07 am

*Vibes groans*

Vibes (thought): Dang, Van's getting his mental butt kicked too!

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:09 am

Vibes: its like were all sally to different degrees.

*she sees sally doting on G*

Vibes: guess even going mental somethings dont change

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:10 am

*Sal rubs G's tummy*

Sal: You're lucky I love you.

Subject: Re: Never trust chemical pools Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:13 am

G: s..sal dont you think youre being too hard on the others?