Never trust chemical pools

Sally: *is relaxing at the local foop* ah. Finally time to myself.

*Sal looks around*

Sal (thought): Ah, nice and quiet, not too many people about.

Sal: time for a dip. *gets up and jumps in*

*Sal swims around, not noticing Chemic-Al come in*

Chemic-al: ah chlorinated pools. So easy for a chemical based being like...me...hey wheres vibes! Eh whatever. Sallys the next best target *manages to enter sally's system*

*Sal groans in pain*

Sal (thought): Ugh...all of a sudden...feel...weird...

Sally: probably just lunch giving me issues.

*Sal groans*

Sal (thought): I'd better get home.

*she packs up*

*on the way home chemic al enters her genetics*

Chemic-al: now lets see....so many ways to alter her at this stage...

* Chemic-Al ponders*

Chemic-Al: We've made her fat in the past...maybe we could make her stronger?

Chemic-al: heck i could even make her MORE of her mothers genetically.....theres an idea. Always warned you turn into your parents

*He grins*

Chemic-Al: That should mess things up delightfully.

*he begins to change up sally's inherited genes, changing more of her to match her mother as opposed to her father*

*Sal scowls*

Sal (thought): I need to whip our team into shape!

Sally: and do something about romanas..... *gestures broadly* looks.....ugh why did i decide on blue. Red is SUCH a more flattering color

*Sal sighs*

Sal (thought): Anyway, it will all be addressed.

*she stops to apply make up*

Chemic-al: ooo thats good. Ill let this ride for a bit while i see about how to change her even more

LATER...

*Vibes yawns as she heads down to the kitchen to see Van*

Van: Finally decided to join the land of the living?

Vibes: I fixed the collective unconscious and fought off two bossbots in mind. Forgive me for catching up on some sleep!

Van: *is finishing some cake* i can rib ya if i want

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: I'd say something witty back but I am pre-coffee.

Vibes: *drains a pot of coffee* besides. Least i finished off my boss bots without a mental remnant. Didnt te.ptress tell you and lil to eat cake as a last order.

Van: w...well it was a good idea. Cakes delicious

*Vibes shrugs*

Vibes: Can't really argue with that.

Van: phew.

*Vibes' phone goes off*

Vibes: Oh come on!

Van: who is it?