Love Bites

Van: what's going on here?

*Amber points to DV*

Amber: She thinks you cheated on her DV.

Jason: And apparently that means she has a license to smash.

DV: Oh shut up you whiny goodies goodies. I've seen it- Van cheated on me with Vibes.
And what's worse is she revelled in it.

MEANWHILE...

*Vibes and Anty reappear*

Vibes: We've got you a potion Sal.

Sal: Oh thank you.

*As she glugs it back Sal's stomach begins to gurgle*

Sal: Ooh...

*G looks confused*

G: Sal? What's happening?

*Sal inflates*

Sal: MUMPH!

Van: i didn't do anything more than snap vibes out of a panic and i can prove it

*DV snarls*

DV: Fine Van "prove" it.

*Chaos Rob turns angrily*

Chaos Rob: Babe you can't be serious.

DV: Seriously if you call me that one more time you'll be singing a higher octave.

Van: Vibes was across from an atm when it happened. i can bring up the camera footage and show you it wasn't us making out. then i'll deal with you ex *pulls out a laptop

*Chaos Rob rolls his eyes*

Chaos Rob: Oh yeah because nobody can edit footage online.

Van: oh shut up *shows the video to DV* look. we weren't making out. i was just snapping her out of a panic

*DV looks baffled*

DV: But...but the way she showed me...it was so different...

*DV struggles. As Chaos Rob goes to say something she stops*

DV: This...this doesn't make sense. Look Vibes is a nut, I know that. I
know she can be insensitive. But she's not a liar. Something doesn't add up.

Van: yeah......wanna explain? *looks at chaos rob*

*Chaos Rob struggles for a second*

Chaos Rob: Well it's obvious isn't it? She's unstable DV. If she did now she could do it again.
Do you really want to trust that maniac?

Van: you hesitated. what's the truth rob.

*Chaos Rob fires his hook gun, hurling Van into Amber*

Chaos Rob: Sorry Van, show's over.

*DV is now really, really angry. As she sees Chaos Rob fly off, she charges her pole and
hurls it at his head*

DV: AAAGH!

*The pole slams him. As he hurtles toward the ground DV catches him*

DV: Once he wakes up I'm making sure this lying little snake talks!

Van: *gets up a bit weakly* mind if i get the second round?....wait....where has Vibes been all day?

*DV sighs*

DV: That's what I want to know.

*She pauses*

DV: And I know it doesn't mean a lot right now but I'm sorry.

MEANWHILE...

*Sal is now an enormous blimp.*

G: Anty? What did you do?

Anty: Me...I didn't do anything! That was the right potion...unless...

G: What do you mean "unless"?

Anty: Unless you just thought she was bigger and it was a trick.

G: Oh...

Copycat: *is hiding in an alley* oh this is too good

*Anty suddenly realises*

Anty: Anyway I have a potion that can reverse this.

*He grabs the potion and throws it at Sal. Only this time G, Sal and Anty are consumed by purple gas*

All: COUGH COUGH COUGH!

*Anty, Guillermo and Sal's body turn into jelly*

Sal: Anty? What the heck happened now?

Anty: I...I don't know!

Copycat: and it's always good to have back up plans

*Anty, Guillermo and Sal look up, horrified*

Copycat: Aw too bad you found out too late. Oh and FYI your precious psychic
is currently trapped, her powers are blocked and Mega Fox is draining
her powers as we speak.

*She then realises*

Copycat: Oh yeah that's it Rotecol, would be too bad if his gadgets started to go wrong...
Ta ta.

*Speeds off*

Sal: I...hate...her...

MEANWHILE...

*Chaos Rob starts to come round*

DV: You are about to enter a world of pain.

Van: *has a stop sign ready*

*DV slaps Chaos Rob in the face*

Chaos Rob: Is that it?

DV: No. That's just for being a backstabbing jerk playing with my emotions.

*She pulls out a Swiss army knife*

DV: No this is what I'm going to use. And I'm going to use it slowly.

Chaos Rob: I thought you were a good guy now?

DV: Really? After what you did to me you think that'll work? Tell me who's in
on this with you and I may postpone some unnecessary surgery.

Van: *waves Amber and Jason off* you 2 go get sal and the others. *walks up to Chaos rob with the uprooted stop sign*

Amber and Jason: *look at eachother worried but run off*

MEANWHILE...

*Copycat speeds off toward Rotecol looking scared*

Copycat: Rote! Rote! Something crazy is happening!

*Rote looks up*

Rote: Fill me in.

*As she does so he doesn't notice her messing about with his gadgets*

Rote: OK, I'll get moving then.

Copycat: You're a star Rote!

*She speeds off*

Copycat (thought): I'm on form!

Amber: *sees Copycat* vibes?

*Copycat smiles*

Copycat: Oh Amber am I glad to see you! Some crazy stuff is going on... Anty, Sal
and Guillermo have been transformed, fortunately Rotecol's on the scene.

MEANWHILE (Some pain later...)

*Chaos Rob yells*

Chaos Rob: IT'S COPYCAT!

*DV sighs*

DV: I knew it. That little snake has been playing everyone.

Van: well with that bit of info gained *slams the octogon into CR's head to knock him out with one hell of a headache* let's get going