Love Hurts (AKA What Is Love?)

<*a young woman in veil-like clothes walks into town, practically the essence of exotic beauty*>

*Vibes clutches her head*

Vibes: Ooh.

Sal: What?

Vibes: I think we're about to get a not so welcome special guest.

<*walks nearby*>

*Guillermo looks round*

G: Who is THAT?

Van: i dunno but...she's pretty hot.

<*walks over*>

*G and V stare*

G: Must...forget...think...Sal...

V: Yes...Not...single...

<Hello, boys~>

Van: uh...h..hi....

*G waves, mouth agape*

<*giggles* I'm Lily~ I'm new here, and don't know where to go~ Care to show me around?>

Van: *shoves G out of the way* i'll do it

*G shoves back*

G: Back off!

not gonna happen! *shoves G back out of the way*

<*giggles cutely* No need to fight~ Both of you can show me around~>

Van: ok

*G smiles but then glares behind her back*

Van: *mutters to G* i will take you out

<*giggles* Then lets get going~ *watches with her stunning ruby red eyes*>

*They smile as they show her around*

MEANWHILE...

*Sal checks her watch*

Sal: Where the heck is G?

DV: *kicks open the door* ok. where's van!

*Sal groans*

Sal: Can't you knock like a normal person?

*DV snorts derisively*

DV: YOU think you're a normal person?

DV: Van is extremely late for our date

*walks in* Hey.

*Sal and DV look confused*

Sal: Who are you?