Lara Croft and the idol of power

* The heroes strain as they arrive on the scene, all puffing their cheeks out*

Van: *is the worst off, looking downright fat now* can we....get a snack now-

All: no!!!

*Lara laughs as a crowd appears*

Lara: Nice of you to finally show up.

*The crowd laughs with her*

Van: lara please....this isnt right

*Fiona nods*

Fiona: As you get stronger, we're all getting weaker!

* Lara shrugs*

Lara: So?

* Fiona glares at her*

Fiona: What do you mean 'so?' Like Van said, this isn't right.

Lara: maybe its time for a new hero? Ey fatties?

*The crowd laugh again*

Fiona: You're not a superhero...you're a superjerk!

Van (aside): Not helping Fi!

Fiona: well she needs to hear it.

Van: you arent the one on the chopping block right yet *gulps*

*Mega Lara laughs, flying up and taking a deep breath*

Fiona: What the...?

* Mega Lara does a super blow, sending the heroes flying*

All: WHOA!

Van: *struggles like a turtle on its back* help

*Fiona tries to stretch but grimaces in pain*

Fiona: Why...is...this...so...hard?

G: *slams lara down with his hook gun* fi you gotta keep fighting.

Van: need......food *has his powers fully drained*

*With a massive effort, Fiona turns herself into a rubber ball and slams into Mega Lara, wincing in pain as she does so*

*lara gets trapped under the heavier fiona* h-hey get off!!!

*Fiona groans*

Fiona: Give us our powers back and I'll get off you!

Lara: i said.... *her muscles bulge bigger* GET. OFF

*Fiona is flung off, slammed to the ground*

Fiona: OOF!

Van: l..lara....stop.....guh...

*Guillermo struggles to get to his feet*

Guillermo: Lara...you...you know this is wrong!

Lara: im....im finally powerful.....i wont...i.... *she struggles before flying away*

Van: go after her....ugh....so heavy.

*Fiona groans as she starts to blob up*

Fiona: You...you have to hurry before...ugh...

G: not you too. We're running out of heroes

*Guillermo flies off, trying not to notice his body bulging*

Lara: i...i cant be wrong....im a hero....who cares where the powers come from...

*Lara looks across to see a gold version of herself*

Gold Lara: Yes Lara...you have saved the world countless times, never with any credit...
The world deserves to see you shine!