Lara Croft: The Warped Warrior

* Jen grins as she sees Hera's lab*

Jen: This is...amazing.

Hera: Yes. And you're going to make it even better.

Jen: well obviously

*Jen marvels as she sees how the warp energy works*

Jen: It...it's transforming...everything!

* Hera smiles*

Hera: I thought you'd like it. Now imagine this but under your control...

MEANWHILE...

* Lara is in bed*

Lara (asleep): No...stop it...

Lara: must....return treasure...end of world

IN LARA'S DREAM...

* Lara looks on as the world burns around her*

Lara: NO!

*She looks up to see Hera and Jen towering above her*

Hera: Take a good look Croft.

Jen: Your legacy to the world!

Lara: you two?!

*They laugh as they throw Lara between them*

Lara: Stop it!

*she is slammed into the ground*

*Jen and Hera laugh*

Jen: And nobody's going to save you.

*the 2 blast lara with purple energy*

*They laugh as Lara enormously balloons out*

Lara: NO!

Lara: feel...so.....warped *she breaks out in stripes and morphs into a volleyball

* Hera and Jen laugh as they bat Lara over a net made of Vibes and Van*

Jen: all 3 of you will lose

* Lara looks horrified as Jen and Hera's faces laugh at her and take up the whole horizon*

Lara: No...can't...let...win...

*lara bolts awake from the nightmare*

* Lara shudders*

Lara (thought): That was...horrible.

Lara: thank goodness it was just a dream

*Winston the butler arrives*

Winston: A letter just arrived for you ma'am.

Lara: *takes it*

* The letter reads "We are coming for you"*

Lara: Oh no.

*a tingle runs through her hands from the paper*

* Lara grows purple*

Lara: W...What the...?

*She turns to Winston, whose body seems to stretch and squash in front of her*

Lara: Winston, what's happening?

Winston: Wurbly burbly flurbly!

Lara: feel....sleepy *she crumples to the ground*

MEANWHILE...

*Vibes is asleep*

Vibes: No...got...to...fight...