Temptress has a new Man

Van: im done temptress!!

*Temptress sighs*

Temptress: I won't warn you again Van. Consider your next move very carefully.

Van: *punches her*

*Temptress scowls at him*

Temptress: That...was a mistake.

Van: why am i getting a sense of deja vu?

*The shadow emerges behind Van*

Temptress: I'm not the one you need to worry about.

Van: *turns as she snaps, van fattening up* GAH!

*Temptress gets into Van's face*

Temptress: Do you really want them to know what you did?

Van: i...i....

Temptress: sally tried this before. but unlike her you don't have a robot in your head to help break away *pinches his cheek*

Van: let...go...

Shadow: he's pathetic

*Temptress grins smugly*

Temptress: So be a good boy and do your job.

Van: never....

Temptress: *smirks* awh. you must be starving

*Shadow Van appears with a giant muffin*

Van: crud

Shadow Van: Eat up Blobbo.

Van: *can't stop himself from stuffing his face*

*Shadow Van laughs*

Shadow Van: You really should stop trying to fight this.

Van: *gets fatter by the second*

*Shadow Van grins*

Shadow Van: Just give up Van, it's easier that way.

Van: ne...ver.... *shadiw van shrinks a bit*

*Van scowls*

Van: This is sick! I can't let my friends be manipulated like this!

Van: i...im done....being sorry for myself

*Van glows yellow*

Van: i...won't..... *his body rumbles as it swells and shrinks in random areas*

*Shadow Van scowls*

Shadow Van: Did you really think you could believe and make it all normal?

Van: shut...up! *he begins to shrink*