Swelling with Love

*Sees Warp Cupid goes off*

Vibes (thought): This is fine, just got to ignore anyone I could fall in love with.

Vibes: cant be too hard

*Vibes looks up at a cinema*

Vibes (thought): Come on, give me a really depressing arthouse film.

*she gets a knock at the door*

Vibes: darn. Just missed a david lynch marathon

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: I swear if this is some kind of subconscious special guest star...

*its a chili delivery*

*Vibes eyes it suspiciously*

Vibes (thought): Hmm...a chilli delivery without me ordering it?

Vibes: *takes it* well thanks *shuts the door* if hes gonna go with a delivery boy cliche least i can get free food

*Vibes smells it*

Vibes (thought): Nice chilli though, I'll give him that.

*she eats*

Warp cupid: you cpuld have at least tipped the boy

Vibes: you can handle it

Warp cupid: hmph. Maybe a personal trainer to keep with your modes.

Vibes: *snorts* oh sure. Im really into jocks

*Warp Cupid smiles*

Warp Cupid: You're trying to rile me.

Vibes: I do that.

Warp cupid: *vanishes*

Vibes: man this is the easiest time ive had. Wonder what he got DV on.

*meanwhile*

DV: *is bloated and hugging a beer tap* my only love*

*back with vibes*

Vibes: eh. Im sure its something reasonable

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: Ah well, guess I'll carry on being terrible and unlovable.

Vibes: *downs the chili, her gut bulging a bit* a healthy mind set im sure.

*Vibes giggles*

Vibes: Ooh...I feel a bit...wobbly...

Vibes: i...i kinda feel....loopy *gets a pint of gelato*

*Vibes gleefully gobbles it down*

Vibes: All for me!

*her abs vanish as she finishes it* why not. Im single, undatable. Food is my best friend

*Vibes giggles*

Vibes: I'm a big wobbly jelly-belly!

Vibes: wh..whats wrong with me *gigfles as she eats another box of take away* its....its like im a cliche of lonely girls. S..so why can i hardly care?

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: I can be a big balloon, just like everyone else!

Vibes: just more blobby *her belt snaps* i cant wait for mark.....m...mark.... *drops her take away*

*Vibes flops down*

Vibes: no...no i cant turn into a blimp. Maybe a run. Working out will ease my mind *runs off, burning off the weight....before her muscles start to balloon*

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: Me...no...like!