The Perfect Van

*Van sees Vibes and Sal fighting megabots*

Van: Are they...?

*As he gets closer, he sees they're both puffing their cheeks out and flabby*

Van: well at least they're mobile *runs in* hang on guys

*Vibes and Sal smile as Van arrives*

Vibes: Perfect timing Van!

Van: as always

*Penny arrives in an ill-fitting mech suit, with Carmy in a superhero costume with her belly poking out*

Penny: Never fear... Mecha Mouse and Macrolita are here!

Van: what the?

*Penny and Carmy grapple with the megabots*

Penny: Don't worry citizens!

Carmy: We...we can handle this!

Van: try not to blimp

*Carmy and Penny nod as they struggle to fight the megabots*

Vibes: go get them guys

*Penny fires a boxing glove, accidentally knocking down Carmy*

Penny: Sorry Chunkalita.

Carmy: Mistakes happen chum!

Vibes: ill help- mumph! *suddenly balloons up*

*Sal goes to reach her pole but drops it*

Sal: WHOA!

Van: guys?

*Sal smiles awkwardly*

Sal: It's okay Van we can handle it!

Van: this....this isnt.... *runs inti an alley and focuses, entering his mind.. or rather what was his mind, platinum now having taken over*

Platinum: What's the matter Van? Not enjoying yourself?

Van: this isnt what i wanted! Put it all back!

*Platinum shrugs*

Platinum: I already told you, you can put it back. It's not my fault your subconscious is screwed up.

Van: youre lying. If you wont put it back then ill make you *goes into his bulked up form

*Platinum smiles*

Platinum: So the puppet wants to be a real boy. Here's the thing...

*Van scowls*

Van: What?

Platinum: You need to ask yourself why it happened. You don't want to admit what you really want.

Van: shut up! *tries to punch platinum, only for her to coat him in liquid metal*

*Platinum sighs*

Platinum: Think very carefully where this could go Van.

Van: feel.....funny.....*he is slung deep into his mind* wha!

*The other heroes tower over Van*

Vibes: There he is!

Sal: The one who messed with our bodies and minds!