The Perfect Van

Van: what the heck blimpo? i turn around for a second and this happens?

*Vibes looks scared*

Vibes: Stop yelling at me! Where's my Mum and Dad?

Van: she's lost it....

*Vibes looks round*

Vibes: Where is the mouse lady? I liked her.

Van: *sighs and leaves*

*Vibes cries*

DOWNSTAIRS...

*Van turns to Penny*

Van: What happened? Why is she talking like a child?

Penny: She seemed normal. Then out of nowhere she ballooned up.
And then she started acting like...

Van: ...Before she knew about her Mum and Dad dying.

Van: just great. as if she couldn't be more useless

*Penny sighs*

Penny: I'm sorry Van. Anty and Rotecol tried but nothing seems to work.

Van: whatever. just give the brat blimp what she wants

*Penny nods, looking nervous*

Penny: Right you are...boss...

Van: *leaves* ....this...this isn't right.....

*Van groans*

Van (thought): I...I didn't want this...

Perfect: You're the hero now.

Van: i didnt want them so....so.....

*Platinum grins*

Platinum: Useless? Pathetic? Weak?

Van: yes! t-turn them back

*Platinum grins*

Platinum: You want them changed back?

Van: Yes.

Platinum: Really?

Van: Yes.

Platinum: OK Van, focus your mind and revert them back to normal.

Van: what....what's the catch?

*Platinum laughs*

Platinum: No catch...focus on what you want...and you'll get it.

Van: *focuses*

Platinum: Think carefully Van....what do you REALLY want?

*he hesitates* i...i dont know....

*Everything around Van starts to change*

Van: Wait...what?

Platinum: Your subconscious knows what it wants.

Van: no...no!

*Platinum grins*

Platinum: All done. Enjoy.

Van: *looks around* what did....