Lara Croft: The Warp Rescue

* Lara starts to giggle*

MEANWHILE...

*Vibes gulps*

Vibes: Oh crap...

*She then brightens*

Vibes: Unless...

*Van looks confused*

Van: Unless?

Vibes: She's got a plan...

Van: thank god

*Lara giggles*

Lara: Hee hee hee! You're so much fun Funzoid!

Funzoid: Why thank you!

Lara: In fact...I want to kiss you!

Funzoid: oh really?

*Lara grabs and pulls Funzoid toward her*

Funzoid: whooop

*As Lara reaches to "kiss" Funzoid, she breathes into him*

*he balloons up*

*Funzoid looks horrified as he blows up bigger and bigger*

*he explodes*

*Lara heads to the ground, her body deflating*

Lara: close one

*Lara gulps nervously as the next portal appears*

Lara (thought): Don't know how much more I can take of this.

*she groans and walks through*

*As Lara emerges through the portal, her clothes turn into a superhero costume*

Lara: What the...?

Lara: oh good. I was expecting Wonka with everything else happening

*Lara's skin turns into fur*

Lara (thought): OK, not liking where this is going...

Lara: I'm a fox?

*Lara clutches her head as the voices from all the heroes flood her mind at once*

Lara: AAAGH!

Lara: shut up! I...I cant think....

*Lara sees Vibes' parents dying*

Lara: No...stop it!

*she goes through Sally's childhood*

*Lara is in tears*

Lara: No...please...stop...

Lara: I cant take it

*Lara groans as she flops down*

Lara: So...much...pain...