Humiliation is all in the mind

Vibes: oh and I gotta get some cream launchers

*Vibes beams*

Vibes (thought): Oh this is going to be great!

*she hurries off*

*Vibes hides in some bushes as she sees Van approach*

Van: *is on a morning run*

*Vibes giggles as she presses the air horn*

Van: ah! *jumps, landing on a trip wire and activating a catapult, getting a facefull of pie* mumph

*Vibes laughs and literally rolls on the floor, laughing*

Vibes: HA! HA! HA! Take that, pie face, with your face full of pie!

Van: ugh....vibes what the heck?

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: Allow me to explain...

*Vibes throws another pie in Van's face*

Vibes: HA! HA! Pie face!

Van: mumph! *he gulps down more cream*

*Vibes clutches her sides*

Vibes: What a goon!

Van: ugh....too much....

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: What's the matter? Don't you like having lots of cream pie in your face, pie face?

Van: quit calling me that *his gut bulges a bit from all the pie*

*Vibes pokes Van's belly*

Van: Stop that!

Van: what's gotten into you vibes!

*Vibes giggles*

Vibes: I'm having fun!

Van; well I'm not

*Vibes spits her tongue out*

Vibes: You're sounding like Sal, you massive funsponge!

Vibes: maybe I should make you a giant cream puff instead of a pie face

*Van scowls*

Van: OK Vibes this REALLY isn't funny anymore.

Vibes: party pooper

*Vibes shoves a cream cake in Van's mouth*

Vibes: You should be more jolly!

Van: mumph!