Humiliation is all in the mind

*Sal groans*

Sal (thought): I've got a real bad headache all of a sudden.

*the next morning*

Sally *is looking in the mirror* is...is my head a bit bigger?

*Sal groans*

Sal: No...that...that can't be right...

Sally: i'm just seeing things

*Sal shrugs*

Sal (thought): Blah blah blah...

Sally: hm? *looks around*

*meanwhile*

Lilith: ugh. i feel like a water balloon.

*Lilith groans*

Lilith: Ugh...Maybe I should lie down for a bit...

Lilith: blah blah blah i know best....what did i just.....

Sal and Lilith: Something weird is going on...

*as vibes snores again they both groan, their humiliations getting worse

*Laughter echoes around the room*

Sal (thought): W...Where is that coming from?

Lilith: so...much....milk....ulp *she struggles as she becomes a giant milk balloon*

*Lilith groans*

Lilith: Ugh...feel...so...wobbly...

Lilith: so....hard....to think....

*Lilith groans*

Lilith: Blah blah blah...

Lilith: *blacks out*

*Sal flops down*

Sal: Head...so...hurty...

*it swells bigger and bigger*

*Sal groans*

Sal: OWIE!

Vibes: *yawns and wakes up, ending the humiliations

*Vibes heads to the kitchen*

Vibes (thought): What a weird dream.

Sally: what...just happened? i cant remember

*Vibes yawns*

Vibes: Ugh...I need some coffee. And by "some" I mean the whole jug.

Vibes: *snickers* heh. Jug. Such a funny word *heads into the kitchen* hm....I think van deserves a prank today

*Vibes gets her phone out*

Vibes (thought): Hmm...what local company does the loudest airhorns?